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The Hangover Meme

Last thing you remember you were having a couple of drinks, now you're waking up... Where? What the hell happened last night? Why does the small of your back hurt? Why is there a monkey in the room? Why is Kate Perry's "Last Friday Night" playing on the radio? Piece it all together, because you weren't alone for the ride. Anything and everything could have happened last night, but if you look for the clues, you may be able to figure it out. The problem is... Do you want to know?

These rules are very loose, do whatever feels right!
→ Post with your character (Name and canon in the subject bar).
→ People reply to your character with their own (CUES ARE OPTIONAL!!; roll or choose from the offered list if you wish, as many times as you want).
→ If you wish to roll for cues, the original poster can do so as well.
→ Try to figure out why you have "Bait Master" tattooed on your back.

Optional Cue List:
1. In A Weird Place: A strip club? A gay bar? A sushi restaurant's supply room? Wherever it is, it sure raises a lot of questions about how you got there.
2. A Picture Says A Thousand Words: Maybe you think to check your phone, and you notice that there's some new images saved on it. Maybe they're hilarious! Maybe you'll wish you hadn't looked...
3. Inked: Whoever it was who convinced you that a neon-colored cutie mark would make for a bitchin' tattoo needs to be excommunicated. Or maybe worse, you got a SWEET tattoo of a sunglasses-wearing skull with sneakers... but it's on your face.
4. Hair-Razing Experience: Why does your head feel so odd? Maybe it's more than the hangover; it might have something to do with your hair being a bit different than you remember it. Maybe it's not there. Maybe it wasn't bright neon blue last you remember. Maybe you didn't have any before, but suddenly you're Fabio! It's pretty weird either way.
5. Fashion Mistake: Okay, maybe you wound up in a temple with a bunch of Buddhist monks, considering you're wearing one of their robes. Or maybe you went to a football game considering you've got a cheerleader uniform on. Or maybe things are weirder than that. You probably don't want to know why you're wearing the mascot's uniform.
6. Total Wardrobe Meltdown: Worst case scenario. Your clothes aren't just wrong... they're gone. Maybe if you're lucky, at least your companion is the one wearing them.
7. Who's that?: Good news everyone! You find yourself in a bed. Bad news, who the heck is that next to you?
8. Fought The Law (And The Law Won): Apparently Officer Jones didn't like the things you called him last night, because he's glaring at you pretty hard from behind those bars... Oh wait. He's in front of the bars. YOU'RE the one behind them.
9. Additional Baggage: Is that a monkey in your room or a baby? Either way, you can't just leave it. Well, you could probably leave the monkey, but why would you?
10. Hog Wild (DIY Drunk Shenanigans): Who the hell knows? Maybe you started a riot. Maybe you robbed a bank. Maybe you saved the world! It's a mystery to everyone! ... Well, actually it's probably only a mystery to you. Everyone else will probably remember it forever.

WE'RE NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. ~~Until next Friday Night~...~~

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[What!? Claire glances over at her, jumping up off the bed in a flash as he throws a blanket at her! Cover up! Why is she naked?! OH GOD... DID HE FiNGERBANG HER? OH GOD... OH GOD, HIS PURITY. HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO URGE HER TO MARRY HIM NOW!]

Ah - wh-what just happened?! Are you okay? [Panic is definitely setting in by now.]

What happened? Are you telling me... you don't remember? [Of course, it could be all just a lie. But she would be lying even more if she said she didn't enjoy watching Claire jump from one place to the next.]

I'm just fine, though.

[He bows his head in a meek fashion, shaking his head after a moment of surveying her. She didn't appear to be threatening in any way, so it wasn't likely that she was an assassin sent to seduce and kill him... so... He turns away from her, walking over to the window so he can open it for some fresh air. He definitely needed it.]

Who are you? [His tone is a bit more serious than he intends it to be, but he never took well to being put off.] I mean... if you don't mind tellin' me your name, I'd like to know.

Don't tell me you forgot that too. [She pouts for a moment, before exhaling loudly as she returned to her usual, teasing tone.] You called it out a lot yesterday, but oh well~.

[Catherine, stop, you're gonna break him.] It's Catherine.

[Ah... that kind of throws him off, which is evident in his expression as he looks over his shoulder at her. A chilly breeze flows in from beneath the glass of the window.]

Catherine... [He mutters to himself, brow furrowing as he tries to make sense of the situation. He never liked the feeling of being shut out by his world.]

for that drunk meme yesterday

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OH MY GOD, I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD.

LMFAO HE'S SUCH A DUMBASS

AND CATHERINE IS JUST GONNA KEEP MESSING WITH HIM

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