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bakerstreet2025-07-11 11:35 am
ldfsh) wrote in bakerstreet2025-07-11 11:35 am
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1 ► What happened to my ankles tonight can never happen again...
2 ► Just got a painting of my husband and now I want another painting of my husband.
3 ► I decided I’m going to be completely normal and not clinically insane starting tomorrow
4 ► I'm miserable... The book ended on a cliffhanger and the author hasn't published anything in 10 years...
1 ► stop being so boyfriendable if you can't be my boyfriend bro
2 ► I'm a fake pessimist... I see tree branches in the wind and I want to live
3 ► giving doordash special instructions to slam me against the door and make out with me
4 ► I know lots of girls have crushes on me, it's just... I think most of them like me because I look like a girl
…ah, yeah. Sometimes I see the branches wave and rustle on a clear day, and realize how caught up I've been. It's a 'bright' feeling.
but I don't think you necessarily need to say you're a fake for it
Everyone has their reasons for managing their expectations.
[ Sincerely, from someone who constantly does battle with his own defeatism. ]
but I don't think you necessarily need to say you're a fake for it
Everyone has their reasons for managing their expectations.
[ Sincerely, from someone who constantly does battle with his own defeatism. ]
Edited 2025-07-11 19:04 (UTC)
1: Im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
2: I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills, and the fact that the fans love me.
3: He just said "I know you want my Abs" and I said nah. I want ramyeon bro.
4: He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
5: I really wanna punch him. Right in his tone sculpted, perfect, abs.
2: I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills, and the fact that the fans love me.
3: He just said "I know you want my Abs" and I said nah. I want ramyeon bro.
4: He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
5: I really wanna punch him. Right in his tone sculpted, perfect, abs.
Edited 2025-07-11 16:47 (UTC)
1. People keep asking if I like the top or bottom. I know what they're asking but it's always amusing to act like I think they're asking about bunk beds.
2. I am battling a regenerating monster (never-ending pile of laundry)
3. Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
4. Hey, I’m plenty adventurous. I tried wasabi last week.
5. Do not under any circumstances believe you have any leftover pizza. I ate it. It was delicious.
2. I am battling a regenerating monster (never-ending pile of laundry)
3. Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
4. Hey, I’m plenty adventurous. I tried wasabi last week.
5. Do not under any circumstances believe you have any leftover pizza. I ate it. It was delicious.
1. What should our trivia night team be named?
2. I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if she wasn't me.
3. He gave up on mugging me when I wouldn't stop laughing. I was wiggling my finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
4. You looked at me and said, "Happiness is a warm blanket," then stole my vodka.
5. How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
6. text her!
2. I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if she wasn't me.
3. He gave up on mugging me when I wouldn't stop laughing. I was wiggling my finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
4. You looked at me and said, "Happiness is a warm blanket," then stole my vodka.
5. How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
6. text her!
Edited 2025-07-11 16:44 (UTC)
[ ooc: am post-game, willing to work within spoilers. timeline flexible for these i guess i'mma just go with what feels like makes sense ]
1. So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with you? Or have my years of piano playing finally paid off?
2. I'm not lying to you, I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
3. Why wouldn't I keep around spare swimsuits to offer someone to wear?
4. You called me a "functional alcoholic" as if that was a bad thing.
5. I'm still down to spar, but if you'd rather just skip the foreplay and go straight to the violent fucking, I would also be okay with that.
6. Sorry about the 8 or so dick pics you just might've gotten. I thought I was just practicing.
7. I only think of you when you're not with me -- Plus il y a d’espace entre toi et moi et moins je respire. Surely, I can see you tonight?
8. [ Text him, misfires, OTA, assumed CR, etc! ]
[OOC: I also finished the game so I'm good with any spoilers! ❤️]
Well, I've heard of rumors about guitarists' fingers, but I think now they have competition from piano players.
Well, I've heard of rumors about guitarists' fingers, but I think now they have competition from piano players.
1. Why must I be the "bigger person" when I could simply curse their bloodline unto the seventh generation?
2. The next time I open up will be the day of my autopsy.
3. No one will meet my gaze. I can only assume last night ended poorly.
4. For the fifth time... I am not Dream "sad, wet cat" of the Endless.
5. They requested that I "completely ruin them", so I conjured a field of nightmares. They ran weeping.
6. I did not ghost them. I simply withdrew from their narrative.
7. (text him, misfires welcome!)
2. The next time I open up will be the day of my autopsy.
3. No one will meet my gaze. I can only assume last night ended poorly.
4. For the fifth time... I am not Dream "sad, wet cat" of the Endless.
5. They requested that I "completely ruin them", so I conjured a field of nightmares. They ran weeping.
6. I did not ghost them. I simply withdrew from their narrative.
7. (text him, misfires welcome!)
Well... I usualy do it because it never fails to piss people off more when I refuse to sink down to their level.
a. I'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help
b. You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
c. I noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
d. He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
e. We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top.
f. [wildcard - choose your own adventure, text him: misfires, aus, game cr, etc. all welcome!]
b. You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
c. I noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
d. He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
e. We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top.
f. [wildcard - choose your own adventure, text him: misfires, aus, game cr, etc. all welcome!]
Perhaps he was expressing his affection in a different way.
1. There's a $5000 charge on my credit card. Know anything about that?
2. What are you talking about? 3 A.M. is the perfect time to work out.
3. You don't have to tip my private chef. Certainly not with loose change and arcade tokens.
4. I can absolutely kick a glass off your head without hitting you but we don't have to try it if you're a coward.
5. text him!
2. What are you talking about? 3 A.M. is the perfect time to work out.
3. You don't have to tip my private chef. Certainly not with loose change and arcade tokens.
4. I can absolutely kick a glass off your head without hitting you but we don't have to try it if you're a coward.
5. text him!
1. The fire extinguisher exploded all over the office. We’ve been frantically trying to save paperwork while covered in foam. Thank God if there’s a fire we have all the CO2 ones left after wormagheddon.
2. You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection.
3. Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I have something to keep me busy at work!
4. Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
5. I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up.
6. Wild card!
2. You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection.
3. Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I have something to keep me busy at work!
4. Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
5. I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up.
6. Wild card!
1. You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
2. As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
3. Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
4. Just found a bag of Oreos in the car labeled "emergency"???
5. You know how we all have that one friend who we need to say "be nice" to when we're introducing them to people? You're that person for me.
6. Wildcard, text her
2. As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
3. Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
4. Just found a bag of Oreos in the car labeled "emergency"???
5. You know how we all have that one friend who we need to say "be nice" to when we're introducing them to people? You're that person for me.
6. Wildcard, text her
1. I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
2. Girls night was both the best and worst idea we’ve ever collectively had.
3. I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
4. I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
5. We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
6. Wild card, text her!
2. Girls night was both the best and worst idea we’ve ever collectively had.
3. I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
4. I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
5. We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
6. Wild card, text her!
A. Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
B. 'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
C. I've ID'd the nipple biter.
D. Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out outside Kinger's room?
E. Text him.
B. 'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
C. I've ID'd the nipple biter.
D. Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out outside Kinger's room?
E. Text him.
you got big ears
what else am i suposed 2 do with tehm
what else am i suposed 2 do with tehm
1. I enjoyed a pleasant conversation with the cat. Dare I say, I am grateful someone understands me.
2. Tell me what you did. Tell me where she is. Do not make me ask again.
3. Helping my son appear above suspicion is my responsibility as his father.
4. Our family has a history of sabotaging our own vacations.
5. Simon said there should be a sitcom about your family.
6. Stop texting my family. This is your only warning.
2. Tell me what you did. Tell me where she is. Do not make me ask again.
3. Helping my son appear above suspicion is my responsibility as his father.
4. Our family has a history of sabotaging our own vacations.
5. Simon said there should be a sitcom about your family.
6. Stop texting my family. This is your only warning.
That doesn't surprise me, you're both demanding and stubborn. Of course you'd find common ground.
one. Hey, can I come over and borrow your shower?
two. Gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
three. What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
four. Pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
five. Can't find my bedframe. Do you know who took it?
six. Thor showed up at my house asking for his hammer and cape. No more Asgardian mead.
seven. [ bring your own/wildcard it. ]
two. Gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
three. What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
four. Pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
five. Can't find my bedframe. Do you know who took it?
six. Thor showed up at my house asking for his hammer and cape. No more Asgardian mead.
seven. [ bring your own/wildcard it. ]
Edited 2025-07-11 16:57 (UTC)
And this is why I refuse to try that stuff. If it knocks you on your ass, it'll definitely kill me.
(01) the bar just sent me a dm congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real
(02) if my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, i can only imagine how yours feel
(03) think of something healthy and responsible. now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
(04) you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do
(05) can't get off the floor. need more beer. send help
(06) text him!
(02) if my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, i can only imagine how yours feel
(03) think of something healthy and responsible. now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
(04) you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do
(05) can't get off the floor. need more beer. send help
(06) text him!
1. Alright. I just need to set some ground rules: no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. Fair?
2. She is my favorite of all the people you’ve fucked. Other than me, of course.
3. We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body.
4. You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on my bed. Don't talk to me for a few days.
5. Do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
( or message him first )
2. She is my favorite of all the people you’ve fucked. Other than me, of course.
3. We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body.
4. You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on my bed. Don't talk to me for a few days.
5. Do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
( or message him first )
And of all your options you're reaching out to Me??
1. i'm surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didn't end up worse
2. life has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one
3. what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
4. it was also my first failed attempt at shower sex
5. you're just mad because i have donuts and i'm beautiful
6. text her!
2. life has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one
3. what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
4. it was also my first failed attempt at shower sex
5. you're just mad because i have donuts and i'm beautiful
6. text her!
That just means you're not using the right definition of "best."
1. petplay where i leave all day and you wait for me to come back?
2. youll be happy to know that ive once again ended up in a situation of my own making
3. lately im constantly feeling like im in the process of a humiliation ritual
4. youre evil, arent you?
5. [ open option! ]
1: And then he came out of the bathroom in a hanbok.
2: We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night.
3: Wanna go to the bath house? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
4: just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I'm not sure they knew it was for my notebooks.
5: I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
2: We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night.
3: Wanna go to the bath house? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
4: just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I'm not sure they knew it was for my notebooks.
5: I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
A: We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up.
B: He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
C: Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
D: I'm not apologizing for frightening you. You knew what I was about when we started this.
E: Wildcard
B: He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
C: Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
D: I'm not apologizing for frightening you. You knew what I was about when we started this.
E: Wildcard
Sorry that's my fault, I was opening a bottle and the neck cracked so I had to put the extra wine in something.
01. I woke up with a treasure map sticky note'd to my face... what?
02. The shirt's a lost cause but I'm fine.
03. You tried to argue the beer was better than bacon. I still do not accept this.
04. I just want nice things and good sex.
05. [ text her - misfires and assumed cr welcome! ]
02. The shirt's a lost cause but I'm fine.
03. You tried to argue the beer was better than bacon. I still do not accept this.
04. I just want nice things and good sex.
05. [ text her - misfires and assumed cr welcome! ]
1: FYI your snack situation is sad.
Do some groceries.
2: You were so out of it you kept playing with my tail and saying "pwetty kitty".
3: Yeah, sure, he's pretty and I was all about him.
But the more he opens his mouth the more the killing urge builds up.
4: [ text her ]
i
get out of there??? why are you looking at my snacks
i could be hiding them, you know!1.) The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
2.) How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
3.) When I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
4.) Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be too drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
5.) I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
6.) Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital.
2.) How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
3.) When I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
4.) Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be too drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
5.) I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
6.) Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital.
1. Yes, those are my oils. They are not for what you think they are. Don't be obscene.
2. I broke a claw scratching your back. Now I have to file them all.
3. No.
4. Bring the good liquor. I am feeling particularly morose.
5. Text him.
2. I broke a claw scratching your back. Now I have to file them all.
3. No.
4. Bring the good liquor. I am feeling particularly morose.
5. Text him.
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