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bakerstreet2025-06-13 09:00 am
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1. What do you mean you want to kiss me?!?
2. dude I'm so fucking trunk right now.
drunk.
haha.
3. I think you're dangerous.
4. Text him!
2. dude I'm so fucking trunk right now.
drunk.
haha.
3. I think you're dangerous.
4. Text him!
Me? Never. Harmless as a kitten.
Unless you like dangerous.
Unless you like dangerous.
i. You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
ii. I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
iii. At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into free-for-all dry humping.
iv. You're gonna judge me.
v. I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
vi. text her
ii. I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
iii. At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into free-for-all dry humping.
iv. You're gonna judge me.
v. I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
vi. text her
1. "Since you don't drink there will be more alcohol for me!" is definitely an interesting way to invite someone to a party. Also maybe I do want to drink sometimes, have you considered that!
2. I woke up wearing a jacket that is definitely not mine. And I'm on someone's rooftop. Any ideas what happened?
3. I told you letting me sing was not a good idea.
4. He woke me up in the middle of the night and told me to fight him. Is there any cure for being a battle maniac?
5. Text him!
2. I woke up wearing a jacket that is definitely not mine. And I'm on someone's rooftop. Any ideas what happened?
3. I told you letting me sing was not a good idea.
4. He woke me up in the middle of the night and told me to fight him. Is there any cure for being a battle maniac?
5. Text him!
1.Currently stuck in bathroom stall. Remind me I can't burn my way out.
2. Have you seen my hat?
3. Is there a way to chop onions without crying?
4. Stop texting me about how tall I am
5. Kuzumochi order online.
[...or text him! open to cross-canon, assumed cr.]
2. Have you seen my hat?
3. Is there a way to chop onions without crying?
4. Stop texting me about how tall I am
5. Kuzumochi order online.
[...or text him! open to cross-canon, assumed cr.]
--- AUTOMATED MESSAGE ---
Thank you TODOROKI ENJI-SAN for your order! ☆ We appreciate your business!
Would you like to add KARAAGE 6PCS to your order? Additional charges will apply.
( so stupid, and yet he's laughing anyway. )
Thank you TODOROKI ENJI-SAN for your order! ☆ We appreciate your business!
Would you like to add KARAAGE 6PCS to your order? Additional charges will apply.
( so stupid, and yet he's laughing anyway. )
don't make fun of him because he can't use his phone (no, please do)
flashfirefist
- 2025-06-13 17:52 (UTC) - Expand1. I tried to summon the motivation but that’s a high level spell and it went horribly awry. I don’t know what I’ve summoned, but it’s hunting me.
2. I'm going to the tabernacle tomorrow. Prepare yourself for a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
3. I'm laying in my tent looking at chocolate pudding drip from the canopy onto my partially erect penis... Yay for mushroom tea!
4. They just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. That’s why there are explosions.
5. Sorry I didn’t sneak back to my tent in the early hours. I was enjoying cuddling too much. FYI, I have rugburn on my nipples.
2. I'm going to the tabernacle tomorrow. Prepare yourself for a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
3. I'm laying in my tent looking at chocolate pudding drip from the canopy onto my partially erect penis... Yay for mushroom tea!
4. They just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. That’s why there are explosions.
5. Sorry I didn’t sneak back to my tent in the early hours. I was enjoying cuddling too much. FYI, I have rugburn on my nipples.
I told them not to keep those.....gods damn it...
1. you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
2. I added a U.S. Congressman on snapchat....casual.
3. Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
4. And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
5. maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
2. I added a U.S. Congressman on snapchat....casual.
3. Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
4. And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
5. maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
That sounds like... a continuation of a downward spiral.
i. The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
ii. I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
iii. So you threw a sword at me last night
iv. Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
v. text him
ii. I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
iii. So you threw a sword at me last night
iv. Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
v. text him
1. Okay, maybe I do have a bit of a type.
2. Accidentally put kibble in my bowl instead of cereal. That tired.
3. You know that song, "take me or leave me?"
4. Left a present for you on your nightstand.
5. Where are you?
6. Bring your own text!
2. Accidentally put kibble in my bowl instead of cereal. That tired.
3. You know that song, "take me or leave me?"
4. Left a present for you on your nightstand.
5. Where are you?
6. Bring your own text!
Woman, just tell me first and I'll cook for you.
1. What I miss most about being the Head Researcher was telling my peers that I wished to have an opera house built into Syrcus Tower that I could fill with snakes. They had to look me in the eye and say "As you demand, my Lord."
2. I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Zenos told me I stabbed you with a broom handle... Do you remember ripping my hood off?
3. This is a mass text: The cage has been opened. I repeat, the cage has been opened. Enjoy your evenings, lovelies! Ta!
4. We're not even through the second month of the year, and I potentially may have destroyed someone's marriage...
5. Well yes, but if we go, he may simply disappear into the unknown with his scythe and a head full of dreams.
6. All I said was that to stop me, he had to climb my flesh tower. I'm not sure how that could be misconstrued.
7. I will be good today, I promise. Cross my heart, hope to die!
I really have to wonder how far the cultural cachet of being Warrior of Light would go toward something like that. When do I get an opera house full of snakes?
Edited 2025-06-13 20:13 (UTC)
a. At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
b. So... maintenance found the bullet hole.
c. Thank god dogs can't talk. They see way too much.
d. This glow in the dark sword will get me through this power outage.
e. ( wildcard — how about that sh1 remake announcement, huh???)
b. So... maintenance found the bullet hole.
c. Thank god dogs can't talk. They see way too much.
d. This glow in the dark sword will get me through this power outage.
e. ( wildcard — how about that sh1 remake announcement, huh???)
Why the fuck do you get a glow in the dark sword?
I just have guns.
And a crossbow, but I'm shit at aiming it.
(ooc: could be silent hill, could be union city, could be some secret third hell dimension!)
I just have guns.
And a crossbow, but I'm shit at aiming it.
(ooc: could be silent hill, could be union city, could be some secret third hell dimension!)
lmaoooo not even gyromancy could have foretold of this
woodenplanks
- 2025-06-14 00:27 (UTC) - Expandsecret special ending where the bad thing doesn't happen to harry in 3 yAY?1
holyone
- 2025-06-14 00:35 (UTC) - Expanda) I believe we have established the words Vulcan biology as the biology of Vulcans. I will take this time to offer any other topic of conversation.
b) I found a gold officer’s shirt in the mess hall. Is there a logic unknown to me that requires no clothing after 23:00?
c) I’ve been informed I won a dance off in the gymnasium. They cheered. I feel it is my responsibility to report this before it goes any further.
d) I am in sickbay, as I woke with what I believe is tribble fur in my mouth.
e) I applied reasonable effort and was unable to find a location selling cards with the sentiment “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy”. I would suggest pursuing this during normal hours.
f) text him, he’s just a guy, hit him with your car.
What's the verdict? Please tell me you're just coming down with something...
1. I can’t stand you. Get over here.
2. The height of romance is world co-domination.
3. I considered letting it go, but chains are a good look for him.
4. Think of not pissing me off as an investment in your future.
5. I might just take you home and make you my pet.
6. [text him! canonmates loved.]
2. The height of romance is world co-domination.
3. I considered letting it go, but chains are a good look for him.
4. Think of not pissing me off as an investment in your future.
5. I might just take you home and make you my pet.
6. [text him! canonmates loved.]
i. If you could come over after your shift and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
ii. I just walked into the science lab to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept watering the botany experiments.
iii. After a certain blood-alcohol level, the Vulcan is in charge.
iv. Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
v. text him
ii. I just walked into the science lab to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept watering the botany experiments.
iii. After a certain blood-alcohol level, the Vulcan is in charge.
iv. Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
v. text him
i. I don't know if I'm dying or if this is just a mild inconvenience.
ii. I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
iii. This is--unfortunate. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would appreciate if you deleted it.
iv. text him
ii. I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
iii. This is--unfortunate. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would appreciate if you deleted it.
iv. text him
[available in anachronistic texting or modern au flavours]
1. Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair arouse you?
2. Kitten, I'll be honest, the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow.
3. I am not losing blood. I know exactly where it is.
4. I am part of the problem, but I suppose it is nice to be included in something?
5. "Horny" is such an ugly word. Come over, I am feeling impure of heart.
1. Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair arouse you?
2. Kitten, I'll be honest, the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow.
3. I am not losing blood. I know exactly where it is.
4. I am part of the problem, but I suppose it is nice to be included in something?
5. "Horny" is such an ugly word. Come over, I am feeling impure of heart.
1. The dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
2. My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
3. i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
4. Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
5. You working today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
6. when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
#. wildcard - BYO
2. My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
3. i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
4. Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
5. You working today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
6. when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
#. wildcard - BYO
1. And you thought you were going to hell last weekend
2. Stop getting drunk and watching superhero movies.
3. You said I was "a nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating devil she truly is."
4. There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
5. I don't think the person sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
6. Text her?
2. Stop getting drunk and watching superhero movies.
3. You said I was "a nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating devil she truly is."
4. There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
5. I don't think the person sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
6. Text her?
1. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
2. He yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren.
3. Let the record show that I hate your ass.
4. Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
5. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.
6. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
((OOC: I'm here for a lighthearted first shot at voice testing!))
Edited 2025-06-13 18:15 (UTC)
I don't believe there is a 'true' or 'official' one, but I've used odisexual effectively.
1: Do not use your refrigerator. It's now sentient and pissed. I don't want that for you :(
2: Josh just dug a hole, told me it was called love and is preparing for people to fall in it. I'm questioning everything...
3: It's not “would you love me if I was a worm", it's "would you love me if I was tricked into thinking I killed multiple people, including myself”
I don't have any trauma.
4: I just got Anxiety prime
*Amazon
(Both? Probably.)
5: You're not chopped liver, you're teriyaki beef sirloin strips.
I like them, shut up.
2: Josh just dug a hole, told me it was called love and is preparing for people to fall in it. I'm questioning everything...
3: It's not “would you love me if I was a worm", it's "would you love me if I was tricked into thinking I killed multiple people, including myself”
I don't have any trauma.
4: I just got Anxiety prime
*Amazon
(Both? Probably.)
5: You're not chopped liver, you're teriyaki beef sirloin strips.
I like them, shut up.
Edited 2025-06-13 18:11 (UTC)
as am I, do not worry! We shall voice test together
believedyourlies
- 2025-06-13 20:38 (UTC) - Expand1. How hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
2. Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night. That was super inconsiderate of me.
3. Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
4. he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
5. I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
6. ((Text Red?))
2. Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night. That was super inconsiderate of me.
3. Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
4. he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
5. I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
6. ((Text Red?))
[Zim receives this text in what is clearly a misfire, and yet he somehow knows that this is Tallest Red's phone number. He's creepy like that!]
ABSOLUTELY, MY TALLEST! THIS SECRET SHALL BE TAKEN TO MY GRAVE! DO YOU WISH ME TO FIND AND ANNIHILATE THE CHILD FOR HIS INSOLENCE?!
ABSOLUTELY, MY TALLEST! THIS SECRET SHALL BE TAKEN TO MY GRAVE! DO YOU WISH ME TO FIND AND ANNIHILATE THE CHILD FOR HIS INSOLENCE?!
Edited 2025-06-14 00:48 (UTC)
1. I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men
2. I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
3. He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
4. Can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
5. I just think his face would be more attractive if it was framed by my thighs
6. Text her?
2. I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
3. He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
4. Can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
5. I just think his face would be more attractive if it was framed by my thighs
6. Text her?
a. If he doesn’t wear a shirt the next time he’s in the gym I swear to god
b. Let's go back to having secrets in our friendship
c. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway
d. I hate his face. I hate it so much. I hope he comes back so I can punch him in it
e. I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
f. [ text her! ]
b. Let's go back to having secrets in our friendship
c. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway
d. I hate his face. I hate it so much. I hope he comes back so I can punch him in it
e. I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
f. [ text her! ]
I thought we decided that I'm the one that's supposed to backpedal first1. Do you think the bullet holes in the walls and ceiling will count against our security deposit?
2. Here's a "to do" list I just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy Febreeze. Only it isn't mine.
3. There is a vast difference between being seen naked and being seen in a bathing costume. I don't mind the former. The latter is a no.
4. I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery.
5. Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
2. Here's a "to do" list I just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy Febreeze. Only it isn't mine.
3. There is a vast difference between being seen naked and being seen in a bathing costume. I don't mind the former. The latter is a no.
4. I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery.
5. Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You're never going to get over the fact that I live in a water tower are you?
a) Maybe I was a little out of it. I thought to myself, they’re going to kill me because no one in history has ever acted strangely and I’m the first.
b) She’s gaslighting me about making her voice gradually sexier throughout tonight. It’s ruining drunk small talk.
c) Woke up holding a shirt that says “I’m not the dad who stepped up.” Used it as a pillow.
d) Well while you were exploring each other’s bodies, I was exploring the depths of a creepy space shuttle. So who really won?
e) You guys know that love is real? Anyone else seeing this?
f) text him.
b) She’s gaslighting me about making her voice gradually sexier throughout tonight. It’s ruining drunk small talk.
c) Woke up holding a shirt that says “I’m not the dad who stepped up.” Used it as a pillow.
d) Well while you were exploring each other’s bodies, I was exploring the depths of a creepy space shuttle. So who really won?
e) You guys know that love is real? Anyone else seeing this?
f) text him.
I hope all of us. Did you find anything?
Edited 2025-06-13 18:55 (UTC)
1. I called him my "big strong man" today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Hanukkah sweaters, here we come.
2. I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining.
3. I enjoy the company of your penis.
4. My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car.
5. Text her!
2. I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining.
3. I enjoy the company of your penis.
4. My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car.
5. Text her!
wait I thought you were going to a gallery opening?or is this the after party?
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