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yelena belova | mcu

[vesting]

a. If he doesn’t wear a shirt the next time he’s in the gym I swear to god
b. Let's go back to having secrets in our friendship
c. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway
d. I hate his face. I hate it so much. I hope he comes back so I can punch him in it
e. I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
f. [ text her! ]

b

[counterstep]

I thought we decided that I'm the one that's supposed to backpedal first

[vesting]

Yeah well I decided to take it back for myself

[counterstep]

fine
if you really feel it's necessary to keep secrets from me again

I'll still be honest from my side

[vesting]

You know that I was joking right? It's just a funny thing to say when someone tells you something that's not tmi at all

[counterstep]

how is explaining how sweaty I get from missions tmi???

fine I'll shut up about my sweat then

[vesting]

The joke is that it's not tmi to share that even a little so my reaction is ridiculously over the top

d.

[annarr]

Why wait? Why not seek out the face for punching?

[vesting]

Because I promised to be good and also they have a bet going that I will punch someone within the week and I won't let anyone win

[annarr]

Sorry, you promised to what?

[what even are those words in that order]

[vesting]

I have to maintain a good image because of the new avenger shit so I can't just punch anyone anymore
And the everyone at the tower keeps betting on when I'll finally crack and punch someone

[annarr]

How is the spirit of vengeance not punching those who deserve it?

I mean, can you get in on that action and take their money?

[vesting]

I am supposed to punch only those that threaten the earth 😒

Actually 🤔 maybe I could get someone to bet on me and we could split the money

c

[readytosee]

I have, deeply unfortunately, cleaned weirder things off my driveway in the middle of the night.
The bitch of it is that concrete is stupidly porous. Soaks up things like a sponge.

[vesting]

Can't you use like saw dust or something? I can bring some if you need it

c

[ciadirector]

Who's your friend? I have peroxide.

[vesting]

You don't know them but they're cool I swear, I'll clean it up

[ it was her. don't ask what happened. ]

a.

[mindwiping]

You'll swear to god and what? Plus I already apologized. It was a bad day and my shirt got torn.

[vesting]

[ godDAMN her fast texting. ]

Nothing don't worry about it. It was just something I was talking to Ava about

Sorry about your shirt, what happened?

[mindwiping]

Oh. Okay.

[ he's not sure she isn't lying, but poking at it might be a bad idea. ]

Material was flimsier than it looks. Bit was caught on my arm during workout, tore a hole in the shoulder. And I got annoyed enough to remove it a little too abruptly. What's left is in the trash.

At least you didn't walk in while I was cussing.

[vesting]

[ it was a totally normal conversation about very professional things. ]

Please like I care about swearing and I don't mind you being shirtless I just didn't expect it when I walked in

I was wondering about the song choice, why were you listen to Kim Petras?

[mindwiping]

[ yeah, sure okay. he'll buy that for now. (because hydra never actually gave him telepathy dammit.) ]

I try not to stand around half naked around women. Call it an old fashioned streak.

Was that who the singer was? I asked the sound system to play modern songs. Easier to hit things with music.

d;

[justavoid]

Wait, I missed something.
Who are we talking about?

[Depending on what happened, "he" could be a lot of people right now.]

[vesting]

Walker just said that burrito was useless and then called me soft for believing that small creatures deserve kindness

[justavoid]

What's his problem???
Small creatures do deserve kindness, he's just being an ass.