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Enji Todoroki | My Hero Academia | ota

[flashfirefist]

1.Currently stuck in bathroom stall. Remind me I can't burn my way out.

2. Have you seen my hat?

3. Is there a way to chop onions without crying?

4. Stop texting me about how tall I am

5. Kuzumochi order online.

[...or text him! open to cross-canon, assumed cr.]

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[antiformal]

--- AUTOMATED MESSAGE ---

Thank you TODOROKI ENJI-SAN for your order! ☆ We appreciate your business!

Would you like to add KARAAGE 6PCS to your order? Additional charges will apply.

( so stupid, and yet he's laughing anyway. )

don't make fun of him because he can't use his phone (no, please do)

[flashfirefist]

[What...?]

I didn't enter any information. I didn't place an order yet. I don't even know how much I ordered!

CANCEL. NO KARAAGE. NO CHARGES.

[He stares at the screen in confusion. He hasn't caught on yet...]

it's ok grandpa let's get you to bed

[antiformal]

--- AUTOMATED MESSAGE ---

Thank you TODOROKI ENJI-SAN for your confirmation! ☆

Your order of --

4PCS KUZUMOCHI
6PCS KARAAGE
1PCS HANDSOME HAWKS

-- has been shipped!

Please allow 30-45 MIN for delivery!

poor old man...

[flashfirefist]

NOT CONFIRMATION CANCEL

CANCEL ORDER NOW

[Wait...]

HAWKS.

[antiformal]

Yes~?

3.

[yakisugiru]

Not sure what you mean, record yourself chopping the onions

[flashfirefist]

I didn't mean to send that to you. I apologize.

I don't see how a recording would help.

[yakisugiru]

[ Doesn't care. ]

it'll help

[ He is just going to post his father crying pathetically while cutting onions on the interwebs. ]

[flashfirefist]

How so?

[He's going to ask Fuyumi, who he'd meant to text in the first place. He keeps making mistakes on his phone, annoyingly enough.]

[yakisugiru]

[ His big fingers with his smoll tiny phone. ]

wow you don't trust me?

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[beautifulshot]

It's two in the morning.

[flashfirefist]

I just got home.

[beautifulshot]

And you're chopping onions?

[flashfirefist]

I had to eat something!

[He burns a lot of calories...]

[beautifulshot]

That was your first choice?

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[floreciente]

Uhm

[ Who is this. ]

If you freeze it... then it won't make you cry, but
Depending on what you're preparing, it will ruin the texture and the flavor won't be as present

You could try to chill it in cold water, but
uhm
using bread... works best

[flashfirefist]

[Who is this...? He's having the hardest time texting his daughter tonight. He must be more tired than he thought.

Whoever it is, they answered his question, so he replies to the advice before inquiring further about their identity.]

I see. Interesting. I would rather not sacrifice the texture and flavor if I don't have to.

Using bread? I've never heard of that method. How do I do that?

[floreciente]

[ Technology really is a nightmare. ]

Well... you hold a piece of bread between your teeth, and somehow... it prevents the onion from hurting your eyes. If you're not used to cooking, that's the easiest way to avoid tears.

Uhm
May I ask what it is that you're making?

[flashfirefist]

[It truly is, he can't get used to it.]

Strange. I never would have guessed that. I'll try it.

I don't have much experience with cooking.

[And he hasn't been in the best of spirits, either, which doesn't help.]

Yes. It's nothing too complicated. Just some omurice.

[His cooking skills are basic. He needs something with protein and something relatively quick.]

[floreciente]

Ah. Omurice is really convenient if you're cooking for yourself. It's easy to prep beforehand as well. You could freeze rice portions, thaw them and use them as base for either fried rice or omurice.

Uhm... for omurice, so long as you make sure to use a good pan to avoid sticking, and to keep your heat moderate, I think you should do okay!

( one. ) canon blind, hope it's cool!

[shadowban]

if you burn the bathroom the building will collapse on us. the back wall is load-bearing.

definitely cool!

[flashfirefist]

Thank you for that reminder.

I like to think I have more precision than that, but destroying public property erodes the public trust.

[Besides which, he's not sure of the current state of his control.]

💪

[shadowban]

why not just crawl out of a window instead of burning things?
it might be easier and less conspicuous.

[ unless the man can't fit through...? he could attempt to travel through the shadows and lead the man out that way, but his domain is incomplete. even if megumi himself won't get lost, there's a very real risk that todoroki-san might. ]

[flashfirefist]

There's no way I can fit through the windows in here.

It might be less conspicuous, but it will also be less successful.

[Sometimes his size can be a disadvantage...

He only needs to slice his way out with a few well-aimed, well-focused whips of fire, but there's always the chance that that will go wrong, and he'll leave the bathroom badly damaged, regardless.]