Like horny confessions, but for strangers

[moosejuice]

FILTHY FIRST IMPRESSIONS

Look at that guy over there. Real fast, tell me the first thing that comes to mind. Go!

Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.

ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.

TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.

THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?

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[totallynotdmpc]

Divinity carries a scent?

[That is news to the resident paladin who tips his chin down to sniff at his undershirt as though it might give up its secrets but he cannot scent it.]

My vows are toward helping the innocent and upholding justice, not anything to do with my physical person.

[medicalling]

So is that a 'yes' on people being able to climb you like a tree?

Thank you for allowing me to voice test this idiot with your fae healer I'm sorry he's stupid.

[totallynotdmpc]

I am not aware as to why you would need to. If you need assistance reaching something I am more than happy to provide.

Never apologize. He's a precious angel and I'll fight anyone that says otherwise.

[medicalling]

Oh, darling. Subtle isn't your language, is it? It's an innuendo, dove. A naughty one.

No one in this gd movie has an Int Score, bless them.

[totallynotdmpc]

I prefer not to dabble in colloquialism, irony, nor figurative language. Intentions are muddy enough without obfuscating intentionally.

[That and it's hard to keep up with slang when you get to be so old and have only so many brain cells. But he's finally being handed a clue. Ah. He doesn't know what to do with it, either.

Where is Edgin when Xenk needs him??? He'd know what to say.]

I. See. Should I thank you? I find it difficult to discern if your lascivious remark is because of a quality I ought to be proud of or not.

They maxed out on... I think they forgot to add points, actually.

[medicalling]

Well, one can't generally be held at fault or cause for physical attractiveness. That's down to good genetics, love. But again, one has to wonder if one who is so... uniquely intent in their actions applies that to all areas they involve themselves in.

And yes, I'm speaking of sex again. T'is the point of this whole hooplah, after all. Not like I just randomly walk up to strangers and tell them I'd like to throw a leg over on a good day.

Combat feats i think. At least in Xenk's case

[totallynotdmpc]

Please tell me you do not believe you love me. You have only just met me.

[He seems Extremely concerned, suddenly. Also the normally unflappable paladin might honest to Ilmater squirm a little bit.]

I very much misunderstood what I invited myself into, I think.

Xenk's is good looks and being loved by his deity.

[medicalling]

Love? Ah, no. Just a term of endearment. No, no desperate bleedings of affection from me. Merely an appreciation of what I'm looking at.

[Squirming is adorable in grown men who don't seem to realize what a piece of cake they are. Rowan enjoys it.]

Perhaps you did. Which is why I inquired about celibacy. It's one thing to prod at someone who's just a bit... unknowing, but another to poke at a vow.

Truly the paladin of all time

[totallynotdmpc]

None.

[It never occurs to him to lie even if it would make this entire conversation he finds discomfort in go away.]

I have lived for well over a century. It is less about not knowing and more about forgetting, perhaps. But what desires I harbor are personal. You understand.

Best ever. 5 stars.

[medicalling]

Of course. But, from a healer to a helper, you have to know that it's healthy to have them. These... desires. And to give in from time to time. Bottling up leads to repression, which leads to stress in the body. There's nothing untoward or unhealthy about enjoying oneself.

[totallynotdmpc]

I do not think the object of my affections is ready for such just yet. I do not mind a more languid courtship.

But I do appreciate your concerns. Your heart is good, I believe.

[medicalling]

I would like to think it's in the right place.

So tell me why you think this person you pine for doesn't return these affections?