Like horny confessions, but for strangers

[moosejuice]

FILTHY FIRST IMPRESSIONS

Look at that guy over there. Real fast, tell me the first thing that comes to mind. Go!

Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.

ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.

TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.

THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?

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Xenk's is good looks and being loved by his deity.

[medicalling]

Love? Ah, no. Just a term of endearment. No, no desperate bleedings of affection from me. Merely an appreciation of what I'm looking at.

[Squirming is adorable in grown men who don't seem to realize what a piece of cake they are. Rowan enjoys it.]

Perhaps you did. Which is why I inquired about celibacy. It's one thing to prod at someone who's just a bit... unknowing, but another to poke at a vow.

Truly the paladin of all time

[totallynotdmpc]

None.

[It never occurs to him to lie even if it would make this entire conversation he finds discomfort in go away.]

I have lived for well over a century. It is less about not knowing and more about forgetting, perhaps. But what desires I harbor are personal. You understand.

Best ever. 5 stars.

[medicalling]

Of course. But, from a healer to a helper, you have to know that it's healthy to have them. These... desires. And to give in from time to time. Bottling up leads to repression, which leads to stress in the body. There's nothing untoward or unhealthy about enjoying oneself.

[totallynotdmpc]

I do not think the object of my affections is ready for such just yet. I do not mind a more languid courtship.

But I do appreciate your concerns. Your heart is good, I believe.

[medicalling]

I would like to think it's in the right place.

So tell me why you think this person you pine for doesn't return these affections?

[totallynotdmpc]

I don't know what he does or does not feel. But I would be shocked if he had given his own life very much thought at all until very recently.

My admiration and no small amount of attraction will be there still when he finds the time to reflect.

[medicalling]

For what it's worth, I've found it doesn't hurt to be straightforward with things like this. Some people make up all manner of instances and facts in their mind without bothering to see if any of them are true. Perhaps he doesn't know of your affections, or that they're directed at him. Men especially, I've found, are terrible at being aware of other men being attracted to them.

[totallynotdmpc]

Obviously he would not. I have not told him. The time was not right when I realized it in myself. But time is something I have more of than most.

With his quest completed, there will be opportunities to speak amorously with him.

[medicalling]

Darling, you're missing a very obvious part of this that begs you to hasten yourself. You have all the time in the world. This man, I'm going to guess is human, as there aren't many Thayans around, nor ones that would inspire lust, is a man, yes? Mortal? They age so quickly in comparison. And the older they get, the more inclined they are to not want to deviate from their norm. Voice your desires and let him take the time to mull them over.

I've found in my long years that there is never a perfect time for anything. The time it occurs is the right time. Mortals plan and the gods laugh, dove. Take what chances you can while they're still there.

Xenk: Mathlady.gif, Spidermanthinking.png, etc...

[totallynotdmpc]

[He just Stares the other down for several long seconds while considering the (quite obvious) fact he's been neglecting to account for. Xenk was always aware of the mortality of his newfound allies but never had he thought about it until just this moment.

Mortal life is a fleeting thing for most. He has taken so very long to grow into a full man thanks to his brush with undeath at a young age. He swallows.]

I believe I need to take your leave.

He gives the best advice. Pay attention.

[medicalling]

By all means. But do tell me how it goes. I find myself invested now.