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Like horny confessions, but for strangers

FILTHY FIRST IMPRESSIONS

Look at that guy over there. Real fast, tell me the first thing that comes to mind. Go!

Oh my God, wait, no, don't tell me. DON'T TELL ME.

ONE. Top level with your character and limits, prefs, comfort levels, etc.

TWO. Because other characters are going to comment (possibly forced) their nastiest, horniest, thirsty-ass, down-bad, FERAL first thoughts about them. Straight, no chaser. And definitely no filter, no sir. We're wild.

THREE. Can you feel the absolute chaos in the studio today?

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I prefer not to dabble in colloquialism, irony, nor figurative language. Intentions are muddy enough without obfuscating intentionally.

[That and it's hard to keep up with slang when you get to be so old and have only so many brain cells. But he's finally being handed a clue. Ah. He doesn't know what to do with it, either.

Where is Edgin when Xenk needs him??? He'd know what to say.]

I. See. Should I thank you? I find it difficult to discern if your lascivious remark is because of a quality I ought to be proud of or not.

Well, one can't generally be held at fault or cause for physical attractiveness. That's down to good genetics, love. But again, one has to wonder if one who is so... uniquely intent in their actions applies that to all areas they involve themselves in.

And yes, I'm speaking of sex again. T'is the point of this whole hooplah, after all. Not like I just randomly walk up to strangers and tell them I'd like to throw a leg over on a good day.

Please tell me you do not believe you love me. You have only just met me.

[He seems Extremely concerned, suddenly. Also the normally unflappable paladin might honest to Ilmater squirm a little bit.]

I very much misunderstood what I invited myself into, I think.

Love? Ah, no. Just a term of endearment. No, no desperate bleedings of affection from me. Merely an appreciation of what I'm looking at.

[Squirming is adorable in grown men who don't seem to realize what a piece of cake they are. Rowan enjoys it.]

Perhaps you did. Which is why I inquired about celibacy. It's one thing to prod at someone who's just a bit... unknowing, but another to poke at a vow.

None.

[It never occurs to him to lie even if it would make this entire conversation he finds discomfort in go away.]

I have lived for well over a century. It is less about not knowing and more about forgetting, perhaps. But what desires I harbor are personal. You understand.

Of course. But, from a healer to a helper, you have to know that it's healthy to have them. These... desires. And to give in from time to time. Bottling up leads to repression, which leads to stress in the body. There's nothing untoward or unhealthy about enjoying oneself.

I do not think the object of my affections is ready for such just yet. I do not mind a more languid courtship.

But I do appreciate your concerns. Your heart is good, I believe.

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I would like to think it's in the right place.

So tell me why you think this person you pine for doesn't return these affections?

I don't know what he does or does not feel. But I would be shocked if he had given his own life very much thought at all until very recently.

My admiration and no small amount of attraction will be there still when he finds the time to reflect.

For what it's worth, I've found it doesn't hurt to be straightforward with things like this. Some people make up all manner of instances and facts in their mind without bothering to see if any of them are true. Perhaps he doesn't know of your affections, or that they're directed at him. Men especially, I've found, are terrible at being aware of other men being attracted to them.

Obviously he would not. I have not told him. The time was not right when I realized it in myself. But time is something I have more of than most.

With his quest completed, there will be opportunities to speak amorously with him.

Darling, you're missing a very obvious part of this that begs you to hasten yourself. You have all the time in the world. This man, I'm going to guess is human, as there aren't many Thayans around, nor ones that would inspire lust, is a man, yes? Mortal? They age so quickly in comparison. And the older they get, the more inclined they are to not want to deviate from their norm. Voice your desires and let him take the time to mull them over.

I've found in my long years that there is never a perfect time for anything. The time it occurs is the right time. Mortals plan and the gods laugh, dove. Take what chances you can while they're still there.

[He just Stares the other down for several long seconds while considering the (quite obvious) fact he's been neglecting to account for. Xenk was always aware of the mortality of his newfound allies but never had he thought about it until just this moment.

Mortal life is a fleeting thing for most. He has taken so very long to grow into a full man thanks to his brush with undeath at a young age. He swallows.]

I believe I need to take your leave.

By all means. But do tell me how it goes. I find myself invested now.

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Like horny confessions, but for strangers

No one in this gd movie has an Int Score, bless them.

They maxed out on... I think they forgot to add points, actually.

Combat feats i think. At least in Xenk's case

Xenk's is good looks and being loved by his deity.

Truly the paladin of all time

Best ever. 5 stars.

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Xenk: Mathlady.gif, Spidermanthinking.png, etc...

He gives the best advice. Pay attention.