Only 3 choices

[quickied]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

buffaloman | kinnikuman | ota

[longhorns]

[tbh if you want to kill him he'll take it as a compliment]

[shadow_blade]

Killing you would be a waste. Making you see me as an equal to your lord, however. That I could see.

Fenris | Dragon Age 2 | OTA

[lyrium_fused]

[wynterssolitude]

Marriage if only so I can fuck you all the time.

daniel molloy ( vampire chronicles )

[interviews]

[witchies]

Kill, obv.

pamela isley | dc comics

[poisonflytrap]

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Can I say a lavender marriage, as I would rather not see you dead, you are far too intelligence to be a waste like that. I also know that neither of us have a drop of interest in each other that way.

[ He may be a jerk, but he respects intelligence, and constantly hopes that her and Harley would end up together. Pamala was so much better than the Joker.]

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

michael afton | five nights at freddy's

[ptoma]

viktor | arcane

[hiraut]

[greenwithingenuity]

Marriage for some kind of bureaucratic loophole for one or both of us. We'll have the loveliest most amicable divorce ever when one of us finds true love.

It'd be like Roommates Extra Edition.

Bucky Barnes | mcu l ota

[endof_theline]

[bewildering]

[ he's taking this so seriously, squinting hard at bucky. ]

Umm.. let's see.. well.. not kill, for sure. [ a beat. ] Marry, I guess?

ava starr * thunderbolts

[immaterialgirl]

[which option is least likely to offend her? good luck.]

[ciadirector]

Kill.

natasha stark | marvel 3490

[fireretardant]

kai parker ( tvd )

[witchies]

Mr. Maxivermis Mind | Shazam! | OTA

[ear_worm]

Bob Reynolds | MCU

[bobpolar]

[ feel free to play F/M/K between the three "versions" of him, too! ]

[immaterialgirl]

Feel like the only right answer is fuck the Sentry, marry Bob, kill the Void.

But also I wonder what fucking the Void is like.

Jing Yuan | Honkai: Star Rail

[snowlion]

[stelleron]

Marry. Being married to an Arbiter-General has to have some benefits, probably? And obviously I don't want to kill you.

[ ...and she thinks they might both be a little too lazy and a little too fruity to have very satisfying sex with each other. But she has some tact. Maybe. Sometimes. ]

Ashley | World of Darkness | Werewolf

[ironrider]

blitzø | helluva boss

[impdaddy]

sam carpenter | scream

[requel]

[witchies]

Let's keep it PG-13. A kiss can't hurt.

Mavuika | Genshin Impact

[nyekundu]

hades | greek myth | ota

[nekipas]

penelope parker | spider-man au | ota

[spectacularing]

barty rook | original | ota

[gadabouts]

[onlyoneflaw]

Should I suggest something truly outlandish or just go with fuck?

Yelena Belova | mcu | ota

[so_many_pockets]

[good luck]

[immaterialgirl]

Depends on the day.

antonia | marvel cinematic universe | ota | spoilers inevitable

[mimikriya]

[I can't even wish you luck on this one. may the odds be ever in your favor? idk]

this icon choice i'm...

[immaterialgirl]

...

Jessica Jones | Jessica Jones/The Defenders | F/M

[assholic]

john walker | mcu

[dimestore]

[immaterialgirl]

Yes.