Only 3 choices

[quickied]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Can I say a lavender marriage, as I would rather not see you dead, you are far too intelligence to be a waste like that. I also know that neither of us have a drop of interest in each other that way.

[ He may be a jerk, but he respects intelligence, and constantly hopes that her and Harley would end up together. Pamala was so much better than the Joker.]

[poisonflytrap]

You are far too generous, Scarecrow. If it were up to me I'd say kill you, but... as you and I both know, Harley seems to have a soft spot for you. And I'd hate to upset her.

[ And the Scarecrow does have intelligence, something that Ivy can't help but respect. She respects him to a certain degree (as much as she lets herself) but she doesn't exactly admit that part out loud.

He probably knows she respects his intellect regardless. ]

I'll accept a lavender marriage in that case, no matter how short it lasts.