bakerstreet | Only 3 choices

Only 3 choices

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

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[which option is least likely to offend her? good luck.]

Kill.

Maybe send somebody more capable of doing so next time. [no offense, Yelena. she's just being snotty here.]

That was a miscalculation on my part, but I was running out of pairs.

That happens when you kill off your best operatives every time a politician sneezes in your direction.

It gives you something new to add to your resume.

Maybe I wanted a gap year.

I can give you some more vacation time. John didn't want his extra days.

Somehow that still feels vaguely like a death threat. You're really going to have to work on your delivery.

... I don't even know what I'd do on a vacation.

It's too tacky to try to kill all of you a second time.

Apparently he thinks you'll use it to paint your nails. Does he know anything about women's hobbies?

Oh, was it so last season?

... What would I even do with painted nails? Nobody ever even sees them.
Ridiculous man. What, he's just looking for an excuse to avoid seeing his kid again? 'Boss won't let me off?'

It's too soon for a nostalgia grab.

You could do those claw acrylics to scare him.
Who knows, he keeps wanting side missions. Maybe I scared him when I told him something about his kid.