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[liltuna]

we can text if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

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Steve Rogers | MCU

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Well, I don't need the box instructions to make mac and cheese anymore so things are going great.
2. Come to think of it, if I had four ghosts coming to tell me how I could fix all my messes, I think I'd be pretty grateful the whole way through.
3. Going apartment hunting is pretty hard when it's November, but also when you have to inform the landlord that there's a high chance the building might get attacked and destroyed.
4. I really need you to explain "😩💥💳"
5. Text him!

1

[heypartner]

For your cooking skills that is actually great.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wow, thanks. How about you come over? I'll make you a box.

1

[bossyboiler]

Aww, you've come so far. I swear you're teachable.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Nowhere near as good as you are, but that's alright. I'll just have to stop by the bakery more often.

4;

[waytodie]

Why are you asking ME?
Is it because I am younger than you?
You know, if I had one, my grandma would be younger than you.
And that still would be no help to you.

Google thinks it means "credit card slam"?
Which is apparently like throwing your money at something without even bothering to check the price or anything at all about it.

Why would people do this????
Scams are everywhere!!!
Don't get scammed by someone calling about your car warranty, Captain.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I asked because you're a lot better at using your phone than I am, I figured you'd understand this emoji language.

I don't have a car so I don't need an extended warranty, do you think it's appropriate to text them back "❌😤❌😤❌😤"?

(This is a joke by the way, I'm just reporting the message to my carrier.)

3

[futurist]

Just tell them you don't need your security deposit back.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Not all of us are billionaires, I can barely afford the rent.

3

[wisecracking_shot]

You think that's hard? Try being a landlord who has to admit to potential clients that yeah, the building was under siege once, but it wasn't my fault. At first at least.

[pursuitofcappiness]

'At first'?

Clint, do I want to hear this?

1

[protectoroftheskies]

Hey, that's not bad! I can never remember how much butter to use.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Honestly, I think a little more is better.

3

[endof_theline]

You're looking for a new place?

[pursuitofcappiness]

The last one kinda got blown up, so.

3; I’m sorry for his co-dependent ass lmao

[notworthallthis]

You’re moving?
First I’m hearing of it…

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah well, my place got destroyed by AIM last night so it's kinda news to me too.

2

[workingtheory]

Are you watching the muppets Christmas Carol again?

[pursuitofcappiness]

It's a classic!

4.

[overnightoaks]

Well, you see, I accidentally blew up my credit card... I was trying to be silly about it by using emoticons.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Do you need a new one? I can give you a ride to the bank.

3.

[freights]

There's certain things you don't have to disclose on a rental application, you know. Whether or not you smoke, how many pets you got, your propensity for attracting precision guided munitions with high explosive yields...

[pursuitofcappiness]

But shouldn't I? Seems a little dishonest not to let 'em know what they're in for.

Besides, they kinda figure it out once they see my birthdate.

2

[ricochetingbullets]

Honestly, I feel the same way. Getting help fixing my mess of a life sounds pretty good right now.

[pursuitofcappiness]

No idea what Scrooge was thinking.

So, do you wanna talk about it?