no thoughts, only tfln

[liltuna]

we can text if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

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[wisecracking_shot]

Do I have to?

[pursuitofcappiness]

You already started.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, I've danced around it...

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, so let's start at the beginning.

[wisecracking_shot]

So, there was this branch of the Russian Mob that bought up a lot of buildings in Bed Sty with the intention of driving residents out so they could make money selling the land, not to mention using the rent itself to fund their criminal pursuits. And they had this dog they treated poorly.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, hopefully you rescued the dog.

And Bed-Stuy. I like that neighborhood.

[wisecracking_shot]

Of course. Lucky is the best. He likes pizza.

Yeah, well, it's pretty not great sometimes. Anyway, I beat up the guy for kicking the dog, and that was a fight, and the dog tried to defend me and got hurt and... Things spiraled after that.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You got into all this trouble to defend a dog?

You know what, I can't even be mad.

[wisecracking_shot]

No, the rest of the trouble came later.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Honestly, it seems like it just follows you.

[wisecracking_shot]

It really does.

[pursuitofcappiness]

At least there's nothing I should know about going on right now, right?

[wisecracking_shot]

Definitely not. Other than if you want to know that I own a building in Bed Sty now.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wow, congrats.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, I hate being one of the landholding class, but I'm trying to do right by the people there.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, you're not the Russian mafia, so that's a start.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, yeah. But I'm hardly good at repairing stuff. I may have accidentally taken out a satellite dish once with a stray arrow.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You could just hire people to upkeep the building.

[wisecracking_shot]

Me? You've MET me. How reliable would I be at hiring and managing people?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Why did you even buy the building?

[wisecracking_shot]

During the whole thing with the tracksuits.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Right but, you could've made it a cooperative.

[wisecracking_shot]

What the hell is that?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Like, when everybody in the building owns their part of the building?

[wisecracking_shot]

That would be REALLY messed up hard on managing property taxes and the like in NYC.