waytodie: (Mocking pout)

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[personal profile] waytodie 2024-11-08 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you asking ME?
Is it because I am younger than you?
You know, if I had one, my grandma would be younger than you.
And that still would be no help to you.

Google thinks it means "credit card slam"?
Which is apparently like throwing your money at something without even bothering to check the price or anything at all about it.

Why would people do this????
Scams are everywhere!!!
Don't get scammed by someone calling about your car warranty, Captain.
pursuitofcappiness: (to move on)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2024-11-08 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I asked because you're a lot better at using your phone than I am, I figured you'd understand this emoji language.

I don't have a car so I don't need an extended warranty, do you think it's appropriate to text them back "❌😤❌😤❌😤"?

(This is a joke by the way, I'm just reporting the message to my carrier.)
waytodie: (Nose scrunch)

[personal profile] waytodie 2024-11-08 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
All of that is true, I suppose.
But no... I was still very deep in the Red Room when I would have been the age that emoji secret sentences started being normal conversation.
Maybe the little spiderling would be better choice for such translations.

That would be the funniest thing, honestly.
I mean, yes, don't actually do it.
But I love your humor, why do you not let people know you are funny?
pursuitofcappiness: (pic#16704732)

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2024-11-08 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe it or not, I'm more embarrassed about asking Spider-Man than I am about asking you. No matter what I say to him, he always ends up making me feel about a hundred years older than I already am.

Have you ever talked to him?

Also, Buck says I gotta tell people when I'm joking sometimes, especially in text. I really think it gets him in trouble more than it does me.
waytodie: ({Widow} It's you)

only if you wanna continue, no pressure

[personal profile] waytodie 2024-11-25 09:22 am (UTC)(link)