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[liltuna]

we can text if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

Comments

[pursuitofcappiness]

'At first'?

Clint, do I want to hear this?

[wisecracking_shot]

I can't help when the Russian Mafia has beef with me! I told them to behave nicely or you'd be disappointed with me!

[pursuitofcappiness]

There is no way that worked.

[wisecracking_shot]

It did not. But, uh... you'd probably be disappointed.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Clint.

Did it get cleaned up or am I gonna have to worry about this in a few months?

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, it was months ago. Except for my brother stealing a ton of money from me that I kinda stole from him first, it's fine.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, why'd you steal money from him?

[wisecracking_shot]

I didn't. He left it behind. It was complicated.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Okay, start over at the beginning and just tell me.

[wisecracking_shot]

Do I have to?

[pursuitofcappiness]

You already started.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, I've danced around it...

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, so let's start at the beginning.

[wisecracking_shot]

So, there was this branch of the Russian Mob that bought up a lot of buildings in Bed Sty with the intention of driving residents out so they could make money selling the land, not to mention using the rent itself to fund their criminal pursuits. And they had this dog they treated poorly.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, hopefully you rescued the dog.

And Bed-Stuy. I like that neighborhood.

[wisecracking_shot]

Of course. Lucky is the best. He likes pizza.

Yeah, well, it's pretty not great sometimes. Anyway, I beat up the guy for kicking the dog, and that was a fight, and the dog tried to defend me and got hurt and... Things spiraled after that.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You got into all this trouble to defend a dog?

You know what, I can't even be mad.

[wisecracking_shot]

No, the rest of the trouble came later.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Honestly, it seems like it just follows you.

[wisecracking_shot]

It really does.

[pursuitofcappiness]

At least there's nothing I should know about going on right now, right?

[wisecracking_shot]

Definitely not. Other than if you want to know that I own a building in Bed Sty now.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wow, congrats.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, I hate being one of the landholding class, but I'm trying to do right by the people there.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, you're not the Russian mafia, so that's a start.