[Oopsie! Did he just text his brother's weird boyfriend?]
howdy hey there mr. akechi, sir π«‘ you know I just kinda figured since they had me in cuffs anyway it didn't matter where I sat but you live and learn!
you'll keep this just between you and I, right?
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I can totally explain!
I AM SO ππππ INTO πππTHIS π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Phew! You're a real pal, you know that? [He's totally going to tell Hero. Kel HATES romance!]
Hector got off of his leash and ran! I couldn't believe it! I ran all over town looking for him - WHOOSH! But no sign. Come to find out he managed to wiggle through a hole in the neighbors fence! [Sunny and Mari used to live there. They killed themselves.] IMAGINE! So I try to climb through the hole and I get stuck, but then I get out. I figure I'm tall enough to hop over, so I do! But you know, our neighbors aren't the friendliest folks, so they kinda majorly flipped out and called the police for trespassing!
The charges have all been dropped and I'm a free man!
Hey, Akechi! When you tell Hero about this, can you send him this screenshot too? I'd appreciate it!
My apologies. Your brother would want to know that someone in his family was arrested. It felt right to inform him immediately, but I wouldn't have shared the reason without your consent.
If I may recommend, keep your case file number handy and I can follow-up to ensure all actions have truly been dropped.
What is he SAYING. Grilled cheese? Is this from tiktok?? Is this some weird ass Hero family code?]
Akechi is fine. No need to add anything to it.
I'm sure they did drop the case, but you can never be too careful. It would be a shame if such a minor incident were to follow you into the future simply because no one checked. A potential employer may do a thorough background check.
My point being, you don't need to worry about it once I have your file. Though I suppose I could simply ask the officers myself to look it up.
[Well you're rustling all his jimmies you piece of shit.]
It's spelled 'pretty'.
It's in my nature to be curious, I'll admit. My intentions are noble though. I wouldn't want the brother of someone I care for to fall victim to administrative carelessness.
I said I could request it from them. This is a final resort and not a guarantee they'll give it to non-family. Though I suppose I could bring your brother to the police station with me. I've yet to give him a tour of the place, perhaps we'll get to see the cells. Which one were you placed in?
It would be far simpler to pull out the number they emailed you.
well you know! hero's got a lot on his mind all the time with medical school and stuff! i think he's been kinda stressed out lately [Grieving.] and I really don't want him to worry too much or else he's gonna get all BLURAGH about it, you know? no one wants that
[Wow, you think he has a modicum of empathy? You think he cares? Please Kel.]
Ridiculous descriptors aside, might I suggest you work to give him less to worry about.
However, I'm not opposed to what you're saying nor am I saying I don't agree. Your offense was minor and simple to sort out. I'll explain as such when he comes over tonight.
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Kel | OMORI | ota (voicetesting) (cw: emeto)
I just puked all over my hygienist...
2. I just want someone who will randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my cheeks
do u think there's a dating app for that?
3. I lost a bet last night
now I have to name my first born child Captain Spaceboy regardless of gender
in a way, though...I think I honestly won
4. apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
5. last night's hook-up turned into a Captain Spaceboy history lesson
I'm a p-retty lucky dude
4
of course - I'm doing smth lmk if you're into it
howdy hey there mr. akechi, sir π«‘
you know I just kinda figured since they had me in cuffs anyway it didn't matter where I sat but you live and learn!
you'll keep this just between you and I, right?
[...]
I can totally explain!
I AM SO ππππ INTO πππTHIS π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Of course. It's between you and I for the moment, but its continued privacy depends on the rest of this conversation.
So go ahead and explain. I won't be upset.
cw: suicide mention
Hector got off of his leash and ran! I couldn't believe it! I ran all over town looking for him - WHOOSH! But no sign. Come to find out he managed to wiggle through a hole in the neighbors fence! [Sunny and Mari used to live there. They killed themselves.] IMAGINE! So I try to climb through the hole and I get stuck, but then I get out. I figure I'm tall enough to hop over, so I do! But you know, our neighbors aren't the friendliest folks, so they kinda majorly flipped out and called the police for trespassing!
The charges have all been dropped and I'm a free man!
Hey, Akechi! When you tell Hero about this, can you send him this screenshot too? I'd appreciate it!
1/2
He sends the screenshot anyway. ]
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If I may recommend, keep your case file number handy and I can follow-up to ensure all actions have truly been dropped.
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ur saying they might not have dropped everything even though they said they did?
what kinda silly goosery is that! they let me go without a fine or nothin
I think we're all grilled cheese now if you wanna know the truth! [Is that a positive thing?]
No worries Akechi ol' boy :D
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What is he SAYING. Grilled cheese? Is this from tiktok?? Is this some weird ass Hero family code?]
Akechi is fine. No need to add anything to it.
I'm sure they did drop the case, but you can never be too careful. It would be a shame if such a minor incident were to follow you into the future simply because no one checked. A potential employer may do a thorough background check.
My point being, you don't need to worry about it once I have your file. Though I suppose I could simply ask the officers myself to look it up.
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It's spelled 'pretty'.
It's in my nature to be curious, I'll admit. My intentions are noble though. I wouldn't want the brother of someone I care for to fall victim to administrative carelessness.
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YEESH ur really twisting my arm here, Ketchup!
alright
I'll send u the case number
actually u said u could look it up yourself right
do that!
thanks, detective! π«‘
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Akechi.
I said I could request it from them. This is a final resort and not a guarantee they'll give it to non-family. Though I suppose I could bring your brother to the police station with me. I've yet to give him a tour of the place, perhaps we'll get to see the cells. Which one were you placed in?
It would be far simpler to pull out the number they emailed you.
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Hey. Akechi. Can I be serious with you for a second? You know I love to be a silly guy, but! Just this once?
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Of course. Feel free to speak your mind.
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Ridiculous descriptors aside, might I suggest you work to give him less to worry about.
However, I'm not opposed to what you're saying nor am I saying I don't agree. Your offense was minor and simple to sort out. I'll explain as such when he comes over tonight.
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3!
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And if you have another kid, you can name them 'Lieutenant Stargirl'!
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oooh lieutenant stargirl! that. is. AWESOME! she can definitely help captain space boy kick some major butt
[He's he still talking about his future children?]
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[ At this point, who even knows. ]
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[ Ah, blissful ignorance... ]
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