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bakerstreet2024-04-26 12:00 pm
f6f6f6) wrote in bakerstreet2024-04-26 12:00 pm
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1. You're appealing to emotions that I simply do not have.
2. I wish I could understand how you function in society.
3. You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion.
4. [ text him! misfires welcome ]
2. I wish I could understand how you function in society.
3. You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion.
4. [ text him! misfires welcome ]
Edited 2024-04-27 04:34 (UTC)
1. He just kept screaming 'I have democratic immunity' as the tin cans dragged him onto the vertibird
2. Brahmin are brash and offensive and cocky animals
3. He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
4. Every time I tell you I've had a productive night, you get worried.
5. Text him! (Voice testing hi be gentle)
2. Brahmin are brash and offensive and cocky animals
3. He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
4. Every time I tell you I've had a productive night, you get worried.
5. Text him! (Voice testing hi be gentle)
I don't actually recognize this number, but you should know that that first statement is pretty alarming.
Should be. Dumbass is a walking advertisement for irresponsible chem use
Hello I'm conceptually your DADDY~ (also rusty fam be gentle too) 2!
chem_break
2024-04-27 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Guess you never did meet Velvette. Damn she was a sweet girl. Found her on a dead caravan route surrounded by like 50 smashed bucket heads and didn't think to ask no questions. Just took her home and told everybody not to eat her.
I swear to god she curb-stomped this synth one time we had a raid. No one SAW her do it, but I dunno. It was the whole vibe.
I swear to god she curb-stomped this synth one time we had a raid. No one SAW her do it, but I dunno. It was the whole vibe.
I'm all for a bond between man and animal, but you're just provin my point
Pretty sure the Brotherhood ain't got either of those, anyway
[ fully in her eyepatch and scars era, gets work patching up clothes and folks ]
What did you do?
What did you do?
1. To justify your stumbling, you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet.
2. Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
3. Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
4. I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, I'm assuming it involved bourbon.
5. Text him!
2. Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
3. Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
4. I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, I'm assuming it involved bourbon.
5. Text him!
It's the poor man's wine.
a. Sometimes all you need to do is get into a room and fuck it out of your system.
b. I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
c. Whoever you are, please, stop sending me dick pics. They make me sad.
d. It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
e. OK. But why?
[text him!]
b. I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
c. Whoever you are, please, stop sending me dick pics. They make me sad.
d. It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
e. OK. But why?
[text him!]
what did the pizza do
and 3rd degree, how hot was it that it burned through all three skin layres goddamn
and 3rd degree, how hot was it that it burned through all three skin layres goddamn
1. don't worry about the blood on the pillow. it's from my face
2. I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
3. There comes a time every man's life when you ask yourself "Will I fake love for blowjobs?" and the answer is always yes
4. If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I'd have at least ten dollars
5. It's not toxic masculinity if I treat men and women equally shittily
or text him!
2. I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
3. There comes a time every man's life when you ask yourself "Will I fake love for blowjobs?" and the answer is always yes
4. If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I'd have at least ten dollars
5. It's not toxic masculinity if I treat men and women equally shittily
or text him!
① I can't believe I ran out of bullets, I feel like a teenager.
② He DID try to stab me in the eye so you could say we're not a thing anymore. Still have his number saved for dick emergencies though.
③ The liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. I finally told her I wanted to be on COPS.
④ My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
⑤ [Text first? Misfires/assumed cr welcome, just lmk!]
② He DID try to stab me in the eye so you could say we're not a thing anymore. Still have his number saved for dick emergencies though.
③ The liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. I finally told her I wanted to be on COPS.
④ My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
⑤ [Text first? Misfires/assumed cr welcome, just lmk!]
I think it is healthy to keep the door slightly ajar; what do they say but that the ends justify the means?
1. one word: firstdatebathroomanal
2. I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
3. I don't think I'm ever gonna need a significant other again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
4. I'm on the fast track to lesbian land.
5. [Text her!]
2. I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
3. I don't think I'm ever gonna need a significant other again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
4. I'm on the fast track to lesbian land.
5. [Text her!]
1. You've ordered 'quality time with Ted'. Would you mind answering a short questionnaire to customize your experience?
2. A: Did you borrow the 'Ted's breakup mix' CD? B: Are you ok?
3. What's the protocol for when a male friend texts you "🍆💦🍑" while drunk?
4. (Text him)
2. A: Did you borrow the 'Ted's breakup mix' CD? B: Are you ok?
3. What's the protocol for when a male friend texts you "🍆💦🍑" while drunk?
4. (Text him)
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