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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Jonathan Crane | TDK

[restingstitchface]

1. Did you see her dress? How delightfully vintage.

2. I hollered "fire" in a club and started a stampede.

3. What do I think about during sex? Science.

4. Ah, it's not a party until someone calls the police.

3; idk, i just mash things together sometimes canonwise.

[catsuiting]

How lucky your partners must be.

Wait, is your hand? Maybe that's for the best.

that's totally fine!

[restingstitchface]

My hand, really? Do you employ that line often? Because it's really quite droll.

[catsuiting]

Only on sad, little weirdos. Let me guess: I've already used this one on you.

Is the sex really so boring you're bringing science into it, though? Really? And no one's offended?

[restingstitchface]

Nobody who matters.

Which is to say nobody because you caught me. I'm not having sexual relations. I only thought I'd throw it out there and watch who took the bait. Congratulations, I guess?

[catsuiting]

"Sexual relations"

Oh, honey. I'm totally getting why you're not having any.

Is this some kind of psychological thing?

[restingstitchface]

Ah, you got me. I possess a deep fear of intimacy. Very traumatic. Puts a real dampener on my social life.

[catsuiting]

I meant on your end, but even your sarcasm is very telling. Let's continue down this line of questioning, I much prefer when we're digging through your head and not mine.

What would you say brought about this fear of intimacy?

[ now she's just being a pain in the ass. ]

[restingstitchface]

Incessant questioning for one.

[Pain in the ass, meet pain in the head.]

[catsuiting]

It's called a conversation, Jon. It's meant to be friendly and you're already making me regret it. You really shouldn't be so cynical.

Aren't you supposed to be good at the talking stuff?

[restingstitchface]

Of course. But when one begins the conversation with aggression you know what you will get - and that is not a nice little chitchat.

[catsuiting]

See, now you're just being sensitive. I thought this was perfectly pleasant. I'm sensing some distrustfulness here, Dr. Crane...

[restingstitchface]

Mistrust is the signal that protects us from violence. Be that the mental or physical kind? Well, that is up to you.

3.

[oversight]

Ah, but probably not the reproductive sciences so much, I'm sure.

[restingstitchface]

Well, prions multiply in the brain, specifically by recruiting normal cellular isoforms and stimulating their conversion into carriers of disease. Reproductive science, detective.

[Can he scientific method any harder?]

[oversight]

Real sexy, doc. But prions freak me the fuck out, so you can have that science all to yourself.

[restingstitchface]

Thank you. Oh, and did you say prions or prisons? One can never tell.

[oversight]

Definitely prions, although I'll pass on prisons, too.

[restingstitchface]

Good. Cops don't fare well in prisons, so I hear.

[oversight]

I doubt brain doctors do either.

[restingstitchface]

Good thing I'm not remanded to prison then, isn't it?

[As if an insane asylum is much better.]

[oversight]

Not yet, anyway. It's impossible to tell the future, isn't it?

[restingstitchface]

Only if you possess no evidence of a pattern. Ah, but we both know the answer to that, don't we?