tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[restingstitchface]

Nobody who matters.

Which is to say nobody because you caught me. I'm not having sexual relations. I only thought I'd throw it out there and watch who took the bait. Congratulations, I guess?

[catsuiting]

"Sexual relations"

Oh, honey. I'm totally getting why you're not having any.

Is this some kind of psychological thing?

[restingstitchface]

Ah, you got me. I possess a deep fear of intimacy. Very traumatic. Puts a real dampener on my social life.

[catsuiting]

I meant on your end, but even your sarcasm is very telling. Let's continue down this line of questioning, I much prefer when we're digging through your head and not mine.

What would you say brought about this fear of intimacy?

[ now she's just being a pain in the ass. ]

[restingstitchface]

Incessant questioning for one.

[Pain in the ass, meet pain in the head.]

[catsuiting]

It's called a conversation, Jon. It's meant to be friendly and you're already making me regret it. You really shouldn't be so cynical.

Aren't you supposed to be good at the talking stuff?

[restingstitchface]

Of course. But when one begins the conversation with aggression you know what you will get - and that is not a nice little chitchat.

[catsuiting]

See, now you're just being sensitive. I thought this was perfectly pleasant. I'm sensing some distrustfulness here, Dr. Crane...

[restingstitchface]

Mistrust is the signal that protects us from violence. Be that the mental or physical kind? Well, that is up to you.