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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[california_dreaming]

Geez, such fragile egos. What a mess.

Yeah, I guess I can help.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah, it's fucking stupid.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

[california_dreaming]

You should have their girlfriends talk to them

[extrasensory_problems]

I don't know if they would listen to them, which is also stupid.

[california_dreaming]

It really is. Those girls know what the fuck they're doing, and are often more fit than the team.

[extrasensory_problems]

Not to mention tougher.
If one of those guys goes down during a game they make a scene but if a cheerleader goes down they'll get back up and keep smiling.

[california_dreaming]

They make a scene to bring in the reward of a foul. They're after something.

[extrasensory_problems]

It's dumb.
Guess you can tell I'm not really a team sports type of person.

[california_dreaming]

YOu could be. If you wanted. Your body? Swimming.

[extrasensory_problems]

Swimming hrm?
I think you just want to see me wet.

[california_dreaming]

It would be a bonus.

[extrasensory_problems]

You must be a really strong swimmer hrm? Because of the surfing?

[california_dreaming]

Oh very strong. Did life guarding for a while too.

[extrasensory_problems]

That's kind of hot.

[california_dreaming]

Is it now? How hot?

[extrasensory_problems]

The idea of you standing in sun, looking like a bronzed god with your body all wet?
Really fucking hot.

[california_dreaming]

I prefer golden god, but I'll take bronzed.

[extrasensory_problems]

Sorry, a golden god with beads of water sliding down his amazing body.

[california_dreaming]

And what would you do about those beads of water?

[extrasensory_problems]

I'd lick them off your skin.

[california_dreaming]

You need to go swimming with me soon.

[extrasensory_problems]

Sure, I'd like that.
I'm an okay swimmer but I could always do with learning a few new things.

[california_dreaming]

Want me to teach you some things? I'm always happy to give private lessons.

[extrasensory_problems]

Private lessons sound fun, I'm up for that.

[california_dreaming]

I know a nice place we could do that, after hours.