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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[extrasensory_problems]

Sure, I'd like that.
I'm an okay swimmer but I could always do with learning a few new things.

[california_dreaming]

Want me to teach you some things? I'm always happy to give private lessons.

[extrasensory_problems]

Private lessons sound fun, I'm up for that.

[california_dreaming]

I know a nice place we could do that, after hours.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah? Where's that?

[california_dreaming]

Your place.

[extrasensory_problems]

[Get ready for adorable cluelessness...]

But my place doesn't have a pool.

[california_dreaming]

Be pretty and smart for me.

[extrasensory_problems]

[He is smart it's just that you melt his brain, Billy.]

Uh....I mean, either you're implying that we aren't actually going to do swimming lessons or you mean we use my bathtub together?

[california_dreaming]

And while of those would be better for licking drops off my body?

[extrasensory_problems]

The bathtub?

[california_dreaming]

Good boy.

[extrasensory_problems]

[oh man...that shouldn't get him so turned on should it?]

Okay.
Yeah, that sounds really good. Hot too.

[california_dreaming]

Then we'll work with it.

[extrasensory_problems]

Okay. I mean yes.

Urm.
You've made my day a lot better by the way.

[california_dreaming]

How in the world have I managed that?

[extrasensory_problems]

Because you gave me something nice to think about.

[california_dreaming]

Well, hopefully that will stay true. But I imagine that scent we pick up after the bike fetching will just make this new plan that much better.

[extrasensory_problems]

You know that's a really good point.

[Is it weird to say that he's actually looking forward to getting his bike now?]

You don't have to get in the bin by the way, I'll do that. I just need someone to help grab the bike as I lift it out.

[california_dreaming]

Alright, I can do that. Sounds pretty easy. Then I'll meet you at your place?

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah, sure. That works for me.

You can drive over and I'll ride my bike home so I don't stink up your car.

[california_dreaming]

Exactly what I was going to suggest. No offense, but I love the car. And have to drop my step-sister off.

[extrasensory_problems]

No offense taken, your car is your girl and she's gotta stay clean.

You've got a step sister?

[california_dreaming]

Exactly. Not everyone gets that part.

[He nods to himself, forgets Carter can't see it.]

Little bratty red head over in the middle school.

[extrasensory_problems]

Well you've spent a lot of time on it so it means a lot to you, I get that. It's like my guitar.

Cool.