tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[zlodey]

( you can't just say that and not elaborate?? )

Oh?
Do tell.

[redhourglass]

i could think of a few other ways you could make it up to me

( the 💋 is implied )

[paxpenguina]

When you put it that way he does sound like a catch.

Are you sure he didn't booby trap anything?

[catoru]

we're dating :)

[ SAY IT BACK ]

[gurge]

Ah, well. You're still young, I suppose. I'm sure there's a different wall-flinger out there for you.
Did you see Shouko?

[tangerinelike]

[ inordinately pleased with this convo so far, but still she tries to downplay it. ]

come on, i bet you’ve seen women in much nicer shoes than these, showing up for dinner at baratie.

[blastedass]

YOU SPENT ALL THIS TIME TEXTING INSTEAD OF LEAVING?!

GET CAUGHT AND DIE!!

his little faces, I can't!!!

[garagara]

Why are you actively trying to get killed tonight?

[firstmates]

Is that why your posture is so bad?

maybe it's not the taste. maybe your food is just dry.

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[hortusanguis]

I think I'll skip. Thanks.

How are you holding up?

two

[ragemodes]

ALL IN A DAY’S WORK
YOU’RE WELCOME

if Crowley can have the Captain...!!

[enough_of_a_bastard]

What? Oh. No one in particular.

[senaka]

Let me say it in your language:

You berry smell berry of berry berry berry seaweed berry regularly berry berry.

[cartographie]

And then they would both get distracted because Usopp would have to forget the accordion and go after Luffy, and then you or Sanji would have to go in after them.

And I'd have a nice quiet boat. I'm not seeing a downside here.

[kafkaiju]

Please. I bet you can't even get me to use two arms, you Bob-Bum.

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[seaurchin]

[ he wants to sleep so he could make some grumpy ass comment but it's kind of his fault yuji has to be in jujutsu high, huh??? ]

That guy likes to liven things up even if nobody asked him to.

[webbs]

you know that i spent like
three months thinking that you were with the green goblin for that name, right?

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[salutosinedelectat]

Oh, no, my dear. It was a compliment.

[senaka]

I'm drinking for two. Who's the winner here?

[firstmates]

it's a shit map, so probably not a lot. someone drew hearts on it.

[luck]

Your assumptions exhaust me, does it look like I have meaningful relationships I care about?

Do you remember when I told you to stop coming into my house?
Your lobotomy procedures aren't enough to buy yourself a room.
Get out by 1.

[coldsong]

If I were a poor orphan I would want a drink.

[Technically, he actually is an orphan, but ssh.] But if you're going to be actively nice to me, I'm not going to argue.

[blastedass]

[Poor thing. What's a boy to do?]

Then you've never tasted something made with it from someone who can actually cook.

he's literally so cute

[eyescar]

what do you mean?

[pursuitofcappiness]

You can, but I've got enough of that normally.