tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[luck]

Your assumptions exhaust me, does it look like I have meaningful relationships I care about?

Do you remember when I told you to stop coming into my house?
Your lobotomy procedures aren't enough to buy yourself a room.
Get out by 1.

[zlodey]

So you say, but your soft heart suggests otherwise.

Ah, what a poor, little kitten you've adopted.
Are you positive you don't wish to sever that tie?
Acting all scary isn't going to make you look any less emotional, you know.

[luck]

( last time he lets some guy from teyvatlist live in his house. )

Are you visually impaired or can you not read?
I want you out my house.

[zlodey]

I'm not in your house.

( why would he be in your house when you're not there! he'll only come back to annoy you once you return. )

[luck]

Stay gone, and take Kaveh with you since you both annoy me.
You've been pretty worried about his well-being as of late, and I'm not going to foster a couple that can make their own mora and ruble.

[zlodey]

You sound jealous.

[luck]

You sound delusional.

[zlodey]

Nothing wrong with that, I reckon.
Imagination is just another sense we can utilize to our benefit, no?

[luck]

Benefit to get yourself help, sure.

[zlodey]

If you don't mind your roommate gone, do you care terribly if I kill him?
He does tend to annoy me, most days...

[luck]

Do I look like his babysitter, why are you asking me?

( why need friends when you have gooners like these? )

What are the chances you kill yourself next?

[zlodey]

( i don't think you know what gooner means )

Slim.
Kill me yourself if you'd like.

[luck]

( fyo's stroking it to kaveh so much in these text messages i just have to think... you know? )

I really don't care, that's why I asked if you'd do it yourself.

[zlodey]

( why are you so jealous damn )

I hate people who don't have what it takes to commit the necessary crime.
So terribly ordinary.

[luck]

( where's that image ****** uses about them damn 12 year olds pissing me off, these damn fyoyear olds. )

Does that mean you'll stop bothering me?

( success!? )

[zlodey]

Perhaps.
But, I hate being disappointed, too.
If I don't find my fun, I'll just make it.

( frame him for murder or something... manipulate him into committing one... you know. the fun. )

[luck]

Sure.
Housing a criminal was enough trouble for me, bother someone else who hasn't dealt with you should be exciting.

( do you see what alhaitham is getting at. )

[zlodey]

?
I'm not a criminal. I'm just a student.

( :) )

[luck]

( the look he made when he read that. you know what, sure, fuck it peggle blast. )

Ok.
There's other people who will house students like you.
Should I give you a couple of recommendations?

[zlodey]

But I wanna live with Alhaithaaaaaam ~

( UWAAAAH SENPAI )

[luck]