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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[firstmates]

both him and luffy would dive after it
you know they would

[cartographie]

And then they would both get distracted because Usopp would have to forget the accordion and go after Luffy, and then you or Sanji would have to go in after them.

And I'd have a nice quiet boat. I'm not seeing a downside here.

[firstmates]

I'd let the waiter go first. he might drown.
I'm nice and quiet.

[ wait. no, that's not right. ]

... I'm quiet.

[cartographie]

[ at least he knows his strengths? ]

Those weary sighs get pretty loud.

[firstmates]

no louder than the rattling of your rolling eyes.

[cartographie]

I'm surprised you can hear it over all the flexing you do.

[firstmates]

posturing recognizes posturing

[cartographie]

Maybe you just like making me roll my eyes. You're good at it.

[firstmates]

careful. you're getting close to compliments now.

[cartographie]

I've always got choice words for you, Zoro.

[firstmates]

I'll always hear them. I might occasionally listen to them, too.

[cartographie]

Now who's the one getting close to compliments?

[firstmates]

had to match your speed, didn't I?

[cartographie]

Didn't know you were capable, what with all the time you spend napping and all.

[firstmates]

that's to conserve energy for important things.

[cartographie]

Drinking.

[firstmates]

exactly

[cartographie]

I'm only complimenting you about that if you're buying.

[firstmates]

bleeding me dry, nami. fine. what are you having?

[cartographie]

You aren't complaining. It's a rum night if you're expecting compliments.

[firstmates]

I know better. rum it is.

[cartographie]

Smart and swordy, the full package. Good rum.

[firstmates]

your charm is expensive. I don't think swordy is a word.

[cartographie]

You know I know you'd still be buying drinks without me, right? My charm just enhances the experience. You necessitate it being a word.

[ he's got to admit it, that was a good one. ]