tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[russianicetiger]

It can be an accident four times!

[vestments]

( fuck his life.

eventually— )

I'll consider it penance for all the times I tracked blood across my house and expected my housekeeper to clean it up.

[extrasensory_problems]

That's kind of hot.

[amightywind]

[ ... ]

No, it didn't! Todoroki, I have to confess that I enjoyed it!!

I shouldn't have abandoned my efforts to move you somewhere more suitable so easily!

[ohihateyou]

You taste disgusting.

[hairsplit]

Not me. You.

If your dick is in my mouth. I won't hold you down.

[aspolyhymnia]

For the general inquiry: it depends. It does usually mean some level of interest beyond friendship.

The previous drunken call was less for sex, more for sloppy kissing.

[notscar]

it's fine. i haven't even started it yet.
just pretend i'm keeping it fresh for you.

besides--- how'd they even steal it in the first place?

[bubblegumheart]

That's fair. You don't really strike me as the making balloon animals type, anyway.

[burnitblack]

[ heh. ]

ya can't have two actions in one step.

Sanji | opla

[moutonshot]

1) Sorry I climbed into your bed naked but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.

2) Saw a guy by the urinals double fisting beers, drinking from both while simultaneously pissing all over the place. I'm telling you because I think the two of you would get along perfectly.

3) Why is the fridge full of rum, cheese, and cookies? I gave you guys a grocery list.

4) When you're slicing open the tequila bottle with a sword it's probably time to stop drinking.

5) You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM.

6) Wildcard!

[amightywind]

NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! IT'S AN ACCIDENT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO STAY HERE SO LONG! OF COURSE I PUT MY DUTIES FIRST!!!

[holdshisown]

You're going to make me think you don't appreciate my efforts. Most people would value the input of someone with my vast amount of experience.

[blastedass]

Standing, sitting, or lying down?

[mockingbirdy]

Oh, my sweet sad boy. Do you want me to bring pizza?

[rehandle]

Oh
Ok that's better

Have you ever heard a peacock?

1

[amplifieds]

As your best friend it's my right to ask.

[blastedass]

You had your tongue halfway down my throat last night.

2

[gripping]

i don't know. don't they eat leaves?

[choshinsei]

yes. it makes no difference to me.

Madelyne Pryor | Marvel

[pryorities]

1. It's hard to take you seriously when your'e crying your eyes out wearing an adult-sized onesie.

2. You need to come over. I can't get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle.

3. My brain is like scrambled eggs, if scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.

4. Just, whatever you do, please don't lick his face again.

5. (Wild card!)

[packingorder]

i'm not in the greenhouse all the time.
and you sleep too much in there to even be a watchlion.

[revmeup]

Can we got to somewhere like
Not jersey

Re: 1

[specialistsky]

Riven has a life, I don't. Wait, so where am I sleeping again?

[holdshisown]

I have my moments of wisdom, but keeping out of arguments is sadly the extent of it I fear. Hang around long enough and you'll see what a walking disaster of a person I can be.