1) Sorry I climbed into your bed naked but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
2) Saw a guy by the urinals double fisting beers, drinking from both while simultaneously pissing all over the place. I'm telling you because I think the two of you would get along perfectly.
3) Why is the fridge full of rum, cheese, and cookies? I gave you guys a grocery list.
4) When you're slicing open the tequila bottle with a sword it's probably time to stop drinking.
5) You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM.
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2) Saw a guy by the urinals double fisting beers, drinking from both while simultaneously pissing all over the place. I'm telling you because I think the two of you would get along perfectly.
3) Why is the fridge full of rum, cheese, and cookies? I gave you guys a grocery list.
4) When you're slicing open the tequila bottle with a sword it's probably time to stop drinking.
5) You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM.
6) Wildcard!
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