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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[russianicetiger]

If you didn't want them the first three times, what's so different this time!?

[packingorder]

[he... slows his pace. a little. stomping to stalking.]

DON'T YOU DARE!!

[dead_tongue]

but you still don't seem fun.

[aspolyhymnia]

But is that inquiry really just 'does Stella want to sleep with me' in a neater package?

[notawaiter]

Absolutely not.

[ Wanna test that? ]

I could put my ankle on your shoulder while standing, please.

2.

[dansdreng]

i still think that's on you for not giving me the right cake, tbh.

704/ yoon-wi | fate makes no mistakes

[7o4]

1. The cat we picked up keeps asking to go out and then when the door is shut, asking to come back in again. Can't you take it?
2. Can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
3. Your bad life choices =/= bottomless bailouts.
4. Woke up to food on the counter from Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and the Chinese take out on the corner. Explain.
5. Where is my car and why?
6. [ ota. misfires are fine. assumed cr, etc. if you have a pref for yoon-wi (estranged son of nobility/wealth whatever) or 704 (uh...a reaper lmao), lmk. ]

[dansdreng]

check how strict your horny professor is before you take your pants off.

[pyonpyon]

Three strikes and you're out.

lmao perfect! And noo rush, at all! c:

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Because those aren't the crepes I want. I want simply the best crepes.

5

[pineneedle]

I slipped? At least I had all my clothes on, right?

[gofuckmyself]

Yeah but like how often has it realistically happened after a mind blowing orgasm?

[mockingbirdy]

You know I'll at least drag your ass onto the living room floor for a black out, which is really a win-win situation here.

[amightywind]

It was my first time!

I never thought I would serve as a pillow. I usually keep moving, while I'm awake!

[pyonpyon]

It's kind of rude to brag about food so unapologetically.

[vestments]

I'm talking about your fine line.

david king || dead by daylight

[hardlydead]

1; "You're no better for resorting to violence" just admit you can't fight and don't wanna learn.

2; Important question: Is all of this blood mine?

3; Sure, I'm always a little sick to my stomach with anger and rage. Why?

4; What if we turned up to a trial and the killer was Ms Frizzle

5; [ text him! ]

Sam Wilson | MCU | OTA

[unclesam]

1. Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring drinks.

2. im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays

3. Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycall at 3 in afternoon. No one will respond and you'll just feel fooolish.

4. I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.

5. Fyi when you flopped into bed you were covered in blood and when I asked about it you only said "it's not MY blood" before you passed out. You owe me new sheets.

6. Text him!

[thekingofthepirates]

You're making my stomach growl! I bet you can hear it all the way in the galley...

But I'll wait! Besides, I've already had like, 4 tangerines.

[He'll never get scurvy at least.]

[forrestertailor]

I would recommend getting pushed out a window, but in very particular circumstances. Pushed out of a window into a lake on a hot summer day? Wonderful. Pushed out of a window onto a spiked fence? Much less wonderful.

les morgan | street racer oc | ota

[lesandra]

1. And this is why you don't try to drift after three shots of vodka and four hours of sleep.
2. If you're trying to be sneaky, can I suggest turning the music down and the undercarriage lights off?
3. It's late but... know of any good concerts coming through town idk tonight that I can get a ticket to? Tomorrow?
4. Sorry, can't go. I'm racing a guy tomorrow who has an obnoxiously bright car that I want to win off him.
5. Text her! Loosely based in the Fast and Furious world. Misfires, assumed cr, and cross-canon are all good. M/F for anything shippy.

[ohihateyou]

If you're trying to tell me you dream about my ass, you don't need to beat around the bush about it.

julie kostenko || dead by daylight

[friendzied]

1; I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

2;"What that mouth do?" Argue. Bye.

3; I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

4; My kink is when people admit I was right.

5; [ Text her! ]

[amightywind]

You must not know much about animals! They're kept on a special diet! If they were to eat people, it would endanger the trainers, the zoo visitors, and also the tigers!

I JUST WASN'T LISTENING TO WHAT THEY SAID! THERE WERE VARIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS ALL DAY LONG!

alex karamazov | original | ota

[smokes]

1. after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
2. Are you okay? Actually, I don't care. Who threw up in my room?
3. currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
4. that's all we do, eat and have sex, eat and have sex. they think it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
5. text him