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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[aspolyhymnia]

But is that inquiry really just 'does Stella want to sleep with me' in a neater package?

[complex_trajectories]

I would welcome the answer to the general inquiry as I remain unfamiliar with the situation.

Additionally, the neatest package would be the most direct. So, in answer to your question, a question:

Does your previous drunken call imply that you wish to sleep with me?

[aspolyhymnia]

For the general inquiry: it depends. It does usually mean some level of interest beyond friendship.

The previous drunken call was less for sex, more for sloppy kissing.

[complex_trajectories]

Fascinating.

[Is he alright with being called upon to make out with? He has no current objections.]

Please be certain to specify if that changes in the future.

Human social mores regaring drunkenness are needlessly complex.

[aspolyhymnia]

I would prefer to have sex with you sober. It is far more enjoyable that way.

Can you get drunk?

[complex_trajectories]

[Can you hear that eyebrow raise, because you should be able to.]

Yes, I am capable. My tolerance is quite considerable, but it has occurred.

[aspolyhymnia]

My tolerance is still pathetic.

[She's just ignoring the text based eyebrow situation.]

[complex_trajectories]

An ideal situation if one enjoys being innebriated.

[He really doesn't understand the tendency to use tolerance as some show of superiority. He has to drink to excess every time they run afoul of Klingons because he's got a tolerance. Bloodwine is terrible.]

I would much prefer to be a--I believe the term is: light weight.

[aspolyhymnia]

My preference is to rarely drink enough to get drunk.

So my apologies for the phone call, I was out with friends and they encouraged my bad behavior.

[Because no one should drunk dial a Vulcan, that's not a logical option at all really.]

[complex_trajectories]

No apologies are necessary, I was not offended.

Indeed, you were quite complimentary in your drunken state.

[On the contrary, drunk dialing Vulcans is actually a great idea. They don't take offense at innebriated rambling.]

Though if it was an occasion you would prefer to forget, I will disregard the whole incident.

[aspolyhymnia]

I do remember saying that I like your ears.

No need to disregard. We can consider it growth in our friendship.

[complex_trajectories]

[Yes, he recalls that and has no objection. Do humans know the tips turn green when he drinks? Probably not.]

Very well.

Does this mean we are now friends?

[aspolyhymnia]

I would say we are now classified as friends, yes.