1. I've learned that I'm good at stealing things. Like live cats.
2. You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk.
3. I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
4. That man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment.
5. I tried to walk home. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Your growth and skill, however, is a different matter. I hope that your technique has improved even more the next time our paths cross. You're a promising opponent.
I think so too. I know I certainly faked it when I still cared enough to pretend I had my shit together. Now I've just embraced the fact that I'm a walking talking trashfire of a person.
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