tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[theflashyfool]

You know, we could have maybe been buddies if you weren't always trying to kill me...

[senaka]

Better odds of one of us not breathing.

[theflashyfool]

I'm just saying... with your skills, you could have been a big part of my show.

[senaka]

I remember.

Your crew wanted to make me the pin cushion act.

[theflashyfool]

I'd have made you the sword act.

How are you with a flaming blade or two?

[senaka]

Going to come close to correct my posture?

[theflashyfool]

Going to stab me if I do?

[senaka]

What's light stabbing between friends?

[theflashyfool]

Oh, is it a two-way thing now, buddy?

[senaka]

Sure. You start with staying put for stabbing first.

[theflashyfool]

You know that just wastes both of our time, right?

[senaka]

Makes one of us feel better.

[theflashyfool]

You could put your skills to use against someone you can actually hurt, but nooo. You choose me.

[senaka]

The ocean's a graveyard of invincible men.

[theflashyfool]

How very deep. You're not gonna get me near water again either. At least not like that.