tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[dead_tongue]

oh oops.

but I'll tell you, sure, although it's not that exciting. I hooked up with this guy and the morning after he wanted head, but I puked on his dick trying to oblige.

so. ran away to the McDonald's. where I can at lest get hashbrowns.

[felis_fuscus]

It was quite charming, and almost got you a sandwich on "savory cake".

[laidtocrest]

honestly, i already betrayed one country by siding with you. so, jokes or no jokes, i'd be surprised if people weren't expecting another betrayal from me at this point.

[A few seconds later.]

which means you've probably got a point there. i'll ease up on the edelgard jokes around mixed company. (and i'm not saying we're not pretty! don't put words in my mouth! we're the more attractive side, but she's an attractive woman!)

[kunigami]

I did say it might sound strange but I can't f ind them and you're the last person I remember talking to last night.

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[chibinasu]

Don't get up. I'll get something better for you to drink. Or dump the water on your head. Whichever I decide when I get there.

[kumagoro]

Toooo... each other?
Tohma, I haven't worked out all the science yet, I just want to do it.

[springgirl]

I know that, but still.
I have to at least be a little careful while risking my pride. You're sweet, Corey-- and I like having you around.

...In that case, maybe I can rope you into a movie when you come over too?

[rebuilder]

... You think??

I'm not sure I want to ask how it got up there.

[twoton_twentyone]

Dude, I love that picture. And these too. Holy shit, the angle work alone.

I also have you know, I've never slammed the door in Monarch's face like that before today. He so just tried to look over my shoulder to see what I was looking at... then followed me upstairs. Still totally worth it.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Has he always had the mullet?

Ah.
Sorry, my last partner's name was Hank.

Do you get along with the man she remarried?

[ghostface]

( oh, good, his favorite. )

maybe i see you. (: you wanna hear about all the dirty dog things you do to me, ash?

[finalboy]

just promise me one thing
can we do it to the carpenters? now that i'm on this theory i really wanna see if it comes true when karen hits that great high note at the end of close to you.

[pirate_hunter]

Oh.

A shoe I can handle.

Jonathan Crane | TDK

[restingstitchface]

1. Did you see her dress? How delightfully vintage.

2. I hollered "fire" in a club and started a stampede.

3. What do I think about during sex? Science.

4. Ah, it's not a party until someone calls the police.

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[haoshoku]

The rumors of my demise into bottled wine are greatly exaggerated.

[alittle_colder]

I'm not offering you my money. Not that I wouldn't, but if I did it probably wouldn't make me any better than those professors you fuck for As.

I legally emancipated myself when I was sixteen. It was shit and I did it all wrong, but I made it happen. We can figure something out, if this isn't what you want for yourself.

[hopeofkhaenriah]

Savoury cake, huh, I like the sound of that.

[ And then: ]

You found me charming, did you?

[strippedbare]

hahahahahahaha

see you tomorrow~
let me know early if you want me to come over and do your makeup
ry and i are splitting duties
he's already got bren obv and i've got finn

[captain_bitterness]

I suppose.
Does being a groomsman mean you have to plan things for them?

[cartographie]

You know I know you'd still be buying drinks without me, right? My charm just enhances the experience. You necessitate it being a word.

[ he's got to admit it, that was a good one. ]

[captain_bitterness]

Ah, yes I can see why it would be both.

[finalboy]

sure. why the hell not? they're your mommy issues, not mine.

[ Or maybe in this context DADDY ISSUES is more accurate. ]

[twoton_twentyone]

Yeah, he has. He looks super weird anytime he cuts it.

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I can send you a picture of Hank V. I do have one of those from my bosses wedding.

Nah, not the second guy, he was a douche. Outside of helping her with those fears. The third guy's alright, but he came around after I was gone. He works a lot, but he helps her and my siblings out. So, he's cool by me.

[collimation]

just let me know~
or wait don't actually
the element of surprise is part of the fun

pickers!

[blastedass]

[AFTER ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE CALLED HIM CUTE, YOU'RE GONNA BRISTLE ABOUT IT?!

you hardly ever get mad, shitty hair.

when did i say i signed you up?