bakerstreet

tfln

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

I need to hear this story. I'm sure this is like a misfire, but I am invested now.

oh oops.

but I'll tell you, sure, although it's not that exciting. I hooked up with this guy and the morning after he wanted head, but I puked on his dick trying to oblige.

so. ran away to the McDonald's. where I can at lest get hashbrowns.

It happens, don't sweat it.

Wow. That's so embarrassing, but honestly. Mostly for the dude you puked on. He's the one who asked for hungover head.

And Hashbrowns are good for that, you could probably do better than McDonald's though. Those are sad potatoes, if they even classify as potato after their dignity was stolen.

you're right, it's totally his own fault! I'm perfectly innocent.

OK true but the sad fact is also that I'm broke af at the moment. McDonald's hashbrowns are better than no hashbrowns.

Exactly, if someone asks for head and you've both been drinking. They knew the risk. Hold your head up high, that walk of shame is his, not yours.

Okay, that's so fair. I've been there too. Treat yourself to some good potatoes when you're not flush, my friend.

I like you, you're on my side!

you're clearly a person of good taste and intelligence. I'd share my hashbrowns with you.

That's me, a loveable rascal. Name's Lucien, you?

Don't say that until you've known me more than 10 minutes over texts. But sounds cool. Add me, and maybe we can hang one day. Or at least you can send me more fun messages.