them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[catholica]

Oh, I am so sorry that I went blind when I was a kid. Let me go back in time and fix that.

[assholic]

Someone's full of piss and vinegar. You lose a case?

[catholica]

Not recently.

Thought I'd take a page from your book.

[assholic]

Fine. Then I'm not telling you what I got.

[catholica]

Really?

Not even if I ask nicely?

[assholic]

You'd have to ask pretty nicely.

[catholica]

I don't know if that's possible.

[assholic]

Somehow I think you can find a way.

[catholica]

Is that confidence in me that I hear?

[assholic]

Nope. You misread my sarcasm.

[catholica]

Text to voice isn't always the most reliable.

[assholic]

I would have thought you'dve adapted or sniffed it out by now.

[catholica]

And now, I still gotta ask nicely.

[assholic]

If it's any consolation, I think you'll like it.

[catholica]

Do I get a hint before I ask nicely?

[assholic]

Nope.

[catholica]

Harsh.

Do I have to say please and thank you?

[assholic]

No. Just ask nicely, Mr lawyerman. I know you can. You do it when you're naked and you want something.

[catholica]

Fine fine.

I would like to know what you've got. Would you tell me?

[assholic]

I got a bonus from a client for once instead of another pain in my ass. So I used it and got some silk sheets. Thought you might like them.

[catholica]

Silk sheets? Really now? Have you slept on them yet?

[assholic]

Nope. Thought I'd save them for a special occasion.

[catholica]

And that involves me?

[assholic]

I was hoping so.

[catholica]

Tell me what you want to do on those silk sheets?