INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-06-27 05:42 am

them sexts







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

assholic: (Look - Bitchy Down 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-14 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[When he stopped in front the desk, she stands and comes around it. A gaze flicks down to the bottle, not really concerned with quality as much as the whole game they were playing just then. She reached out and grabbed the front of his jacket, pulling him in as she stepped up, meeting his lips with hers in a hard and hungry kiss.]

I like this year the best.
catholica: (MM107001291 copy)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-14 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
( matt might not be able to see her coming but he can hear her, smell her so it's little surprise when she grabs at him and pulls him close. his lips find hers and he returns that kiss, one hand coming up to rest against her hip.

when she pulls back, his lips tug into a smile. )


Lucky me getting the right one without even trying.
assholic: (Or... - 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-14 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Their little game had her grinning back, and she slid her body up against his, wondering if he could hear the difference from the usual cotton underwear to the satin. She moved to tug at his tie, humming a little as she saw that smirk of his.]

Nothing about you revolves around luck, Murdock.
catholica: (matt-s2-137)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-14 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound so sure of yourself.

( at that, his smirk only widens and he shrugs his shoulders like he's the most innocent person in the world. )

There are some lucky things about me.
assholic: (Smile - 6)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-14 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky genes gave you a great ass.

[Her brow quirked up and she slid a hand down to rest just at the side of his hip, tempted to reach around and grab him. Soon.]
catholica: (MM211263461 copy)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-15 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very touchy today.

( not that that's all that different from other days they're around each other. )

Miss me that much?
assholic: (Smile - Side 3)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-15 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
As opposed to...?

[Yeah, she was gonna call that out. The hand on his tie gave a tug and she leaned in and kissed him again. Was that answer enough?]

Maybe.
catholica: (matt-s1-079)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-16 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
As opposed to nothing.

( he was just making an observation. he smiles when she tugs him closer. )

Hasn't been that long since I last saw you.
assholic: (Doubt - 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-16 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You counting how long it's been?

[The hand at his hip finally made its way around to his ass, and she pulled him in against her. There was always something more intimate with kissing a man at the same height as herself. Her body pressed up against his, chest touching chest, hips pressed against hips as she tipped her head and shut him up for a couple minutes by kissing him. But knowing him, that wouldn't work for long.]
catholica: (MM107004191 copy)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-16 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Not counting but I do have a sense of time.

( but she does shut him up with that kiss and he's not in a rush to try and start talking again. though, there is something on his mind.

so, when he has to stop to take a breath, he smiles crookedly. )


So, do I get to feel these sheets?
assholic: (Sitting - 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-16 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You're going to have to sweet talk your way into them. Or just try to get me in the bedroom. Your choice on how you plan on achieving that.

[She reached over to take the wine from him and set it aside on the desk. A little more towards the center, because she didn't want his precious thirty dollar gift to go to waste.]
catholica: (MM105046474 copy)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-17 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet talk?

( he arches an eyebrow at that and then shakes his head. of course, she's going to make him work for it. )

Bringing you all that wine isn't sweet talk enough?
assholic: (Smile - Smug 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-17 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we feeling low effort today? Or is sweet talking not in your wheelhouse, Counselor.
catholica: (66_zpsqztxld7h)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-17 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I can sweet talk just fine.

( when he wants to, that is. he shrugs a shoulder, clearly not too affected by her words. )

Maybe you should be the one doing the sweet talking.
assholic: (Smile - Down 2)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I sweet made my bed. And sweet put on girly shit under this. You can sweet put in a little effort, Murdock.

[He was doing it on purpose and she knew it.]
catholica: (CC_356)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-18 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Girly shit?

( she's not wrong but he's not going to immediately acquiesce because now his attention is caught by something else. )

What kind of girly shit?

( of course he's going to ask. )
assholic: (Doubt - 2)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-18 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean you haven't figured it out yet? Huh. Well, now I know your kryptonite. Jeans.

[She gave his ass a squeeze, then stepped back and sat on the corner of the desk.]
catholica: (MM107004191 copy)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-18 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a lot of things that could be considered girly. For you, there's even more things because you like what you like.

( and she was comfortable in her jeans and tee shirts. )

Can't help but be curious.

( but yes, he liked her jeans. )
assholic: (Desk - Working 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-18 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, for starters, it won't be pink. Color is pointless on you and I'm not a pink girl.

[She was indeed comfortable in her jeans and tshirts.]

You really can't tell the difference?

[Satin and silk always felt so weird on her skin, she figured it had to sound different. She already knew that he'd figure out the silk on the bed and might take a moment over the chamois blanket. She was actually looking forward to using that on him.]
catholica: (MM105058507 copy)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-19 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
I've barely touched you.

( he'd put a hand on her and she'd kissed him but he hadn't done a really thorough exploration above her clothes.

maybe he should. )


That my invitation to see if I can tell?
assholic: (Flirty - Up 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-20 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
You need an invitation to put your hands on me when I've invited you over to fuck me on my silk sheeted bed?

[That was, in a roundabout way, an invitation.]
catholica: (MM101011715 copy)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-20 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, no.

( he can't help but laugh when she puts it so bluntly. it's a way of talking that is uniquely hers. )

So, if that's what we're here for, why aren't we doing it?
assholic: (Full body - 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-20 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Because apparently you're in slow mode today. Did someone miss out on coffee at lunch?

[She reached her foot out and hooked it around the back of his leg, tugging him closer to her where she sat at the corner of the desk.]

So come tell me all about what your sniffy weirdo bat senses can pick up.
catholica: (MM101011660 copy)

[personal profile] catholica 2023-07-21 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I just got here. I thought I could take a few moments to enjoy the banter.

( they were pretty good at that, at least. he does step closer to her, hands going to her waist and lower. )

But I'll definitely take that invitation.
assholic: (Look - 1)

[personal profile] assholic 2023-07-21 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a really weird mating ritual, Matt. Smacking you would just be foreplay.

[His hands were on her and she felt the tough through her jeans. The friction of the denim on the satin had it brushing her in an interesting way, and she parted her legs to let him come in closer.]

Good. Because I still haven't figured out how to write in braille, so you're not getting a written one.

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