them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[assholic]

You're supposed to be this badass ninja man that can fight off dragons and whatever else is out there. I figure a little dick touch is the least thing that would distract you.

[But that didn't stop her from kissing him back, smiling as she slid her hand up into his hair.]

[catholica]

Dragons and whatever else is out there don't tend to touch my dick.

( wasn't really how the fighting went down. he bites her lower lip hard enough to sting before he pulls back and reaches for his pants, just trying to shove them down now.

maybe he'd gotten a little impatient. )

Are the people you like to fight with touching your tits all the time?

[assholic]

I bet you have no idea how much any of the weird dragons and whatever out there want to touch your dick. It's a pretty good dick.

[The bite has her hissing, but she's smiling as he starts to undress. She moves to assist in getting rid of both their clothes; her shirt hitting the ground, his tie tugged and pulled over his head.]

Some of them want to. That's why I slap a few of them around. But my tits aren't anything to write home about.

[catholica]

The weird dragons?

( he has to stop at that because he's sure that's a name for some group but he can't help but think of an actual dragon. )

I don't know if I want a weird dragon wanting to touch anything on me. Seems a little dangerous.

[assholic]

Yeah?

[Her hand slid down under his underwear, wrapping her fingers around him and she gave him a light squeeze.]

And it's not dangerous to have me touch your dick?

[catholica]

It could be.

( because she's damn strong and if he decided to fuck with her or just pissed her off. )

I'd rather you not get mad enough to rip my dick off.

[assholic]

How about I preemptively promise not to ever rip your dick off? Feel a bit more secure in your manliness?

[Her hand gave him another squeeze, then a soft stroke, and she leaned in to nip at his jaw, kissing up along that stubbly cheek to his lips.]

I kinda like it too much.

[catholica]

I'd appreciate the promise even if I'd still feel plenty secure if I didn't have a dick. It'd just be weird.

( but he could get by. he's positive he could get by even if he doesn't want to find out for sure. )

But I like that you like it. You should keep...liking it.

[assholic]

Might make pissing weird.

[But she was laughing as she stroked him, then moved to start moving backwards.]

Oh, I plan on it, Murdock. I plan on getting you naked, now, and you coming to bed with me. Now.

[catholica]

Yeah, among other things.

( it's a good thing that he likes her as much as he does since talking about this could make another man get soft.

but not him, he's still hard and wanting and just...amused. )

Now?