them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[canonevents]

believe me i know.

( she has thought so much about the stakes of having something real with any spider-man. for her, personally. for gwen stacy. it seems like an express train to death and potential dismemberment, actually. so if they're going to make jokes about who's going to die for the booty, well ... really, she knows which of them that would be. will be. yikes. mood-killer supreme. )

has it
has it not been? for you?

[spiderversal]

[ perhaps that was a bit too glib, but that's part of the spider-man experience, isn't it? deflecting with humor, trying not to take things too seriously, because there are so many things to be serious about.

it's stuck in his head, what she said. that spider-man and gwen stacy never ends well in the multiverse. but he's willing to try and be the exception. to a lot of things in the canon. ]

it's
felt pretty real
i just don't wanna, y'know
push anything onto you
with
all of the spider society stuff
and stuff
i didn't know if maybe it was just me

[canonevents]

it's not
it's so definitely not just you.

[spiderversal]

well
good
because, i mean
you know how i like to say 'fuck destiny' right

[canonevents]

yeah.
i really, really like that about you.

( some might even say love. but not her. because that'd be weird, right? now that this context hangs over everything, that'd be super weird. it'd sound like she was saying she loved him and that's just. ha. hahaha. like. wayyyy too soon. )

[spiderversal]

i'm pretty cool that way
and good, because there are a lot of things i really like about you, too

[ the big l would probably be a bit too soon, but he's not going to pretend he isn't kicking his feet in excitement a little. at least, internally. ]

[canonevents]

like my ass
which ranks ... where on the list, exactly?

[spiderversal]

i mean
being perfectly honest, pretty high
somewhere between how rad your drumming is and how cool your costume is
and several notches below how smart you are

[canonevents]

you're so corny

( corny, here defined as: complimenting her in a capacity that she doesn't know what to say )

[spiderversal]

hey, you asked
besides
you like it

[ he hopes anyway ]

[canonevents]

i don't hate it

[spiderversal]

you know what
i'll take what i can get