them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[canonevents]

it's not
it's so definitely not just you.

[spiderversal]

well
good
because, i mean
you know how i like to say 'fuck destiny' right

[canonevents]

yeah.
i really, really like that about you.

( some might even say love. but not her. because that'd be weird, right? now that this context hangs over everything, that'd be super weird. it'd sound like she was saying she loved him and that's just. ha. hahaha. like. wayyyy too soon. )

[spiderversal]

i'm pretty cool that way
and good, because there are a lot of things i really like about you, too

[ the big l would probably be a bit too soon, but he's not going to pretend he isn't kicking his feet in excitement a little. at least, internally. ]

[canonevents]

like my ass
which ranks ... where on the list, exactly?

[spiderversal]

i mean
being perfectly honest, pretty high
somewhere between how rad your drumming is and how cool your costume is
and several notches below how smart you are

[canonevents]

you're so corny

( corny, here defined as: complimenting her in a capacity that she doesn't know what to say )

[spiderversal]

hey, you asked
besides
you like it

[ he hopes anyway ]

[canonevents]

i don't hate it

[spiderversal]

you know what
i'll take what i can get