them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[spiderversal]

i'm pretty cool that way
and good, because there are a lot of things i really like about you, too

[ the big l would probably be a bit too soon, but he's not going to pretend he isn't kicking his feet in excitement a little. at least, internally. ]

[canonevents]

like my ass
which ranks ... where on the list, exactly?

[spiderversal]

i mean
being perfectly honest, pretty high
somewhere between how rad your drumming is and how cool your costume is
and several notches below how smart you are

[canonevents]

you're so corny

( corny, here defined as: complimenting her in a capacity that she doesn't know what to say )

[spiderversal]

hey, you asked
besides
you like it

[ he hopes anyway ]

[canonevents]

i don't hate it

[spiderversal]

you know what
i'll take what i can get