First time

[lilpoundcake]

my first time went like... This isn't a smut meme. Well, it is, but it isn't. Only, theoretically, it could be a little bit. OKAY WAIT don't leave. What I mean to say is that...do you have a headcanon about how your character's first time went down? What it was like? Who it was with? You do? Cool. Now it's time to share that story. And by that I mean your character is required by meme law to spill the details, ICly. Publicly. How fun! rules. - No blank comments, natch. You're gonna plop that first time reminiscence right in the top level; play the idea straight, be as awkward or funny or crazy/sexy/cool as you wanna. - Yes, "I've never had sex" and related answers are accepted. - Reply to others' /r/ihavesex worthy debauchery.

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Married to the love of my life by a drunken septon and then it all to shit.

[largeshadow]

Still wondering where whores go.

[ Yes, he's still very traumatized by this, thank you for asking. ]

[holdshisown]

I am sorry things did not turn out well for you... I wouldn't be able to say where they go, my people do not hold to such customs.

[He knew of that particular human practise, ofcourse, though he did not really understand it and so he refrained from judging them too harshly.]

[crimetattling]

Did you ever follow up on any leads, or was the trail too cold?

[Never one to be classy, she has to follow up with-]

I'm also curious, you mentioned this person was the love of your life while wondering where whores go. Is she supposed to be the whore, or are you confused about the matter?

[largeshadow]

It's a long story. Suffice it to say, she wasn't a whore when we married, but my father ensured she was when he had the marriage dissolved.

[ The only one who ever truly loved him. Tyrion's voice goes uncharacteristically quiet. ] And I never saw her again.

[crimetattling]

Whore is a social construct. Someone becomes a whore when society arbitrarily throws that lable around to denigrate people earning an honest living.

[she's not going to judge people based on the dubiousness of their business practices.]

Maybe the reason you can't find her is because she's gone, not where whores go, but where people who don't want to be judged and afraid go.

[look at Freddie being helpful.]

How far would you go to get away from judgement and fear?

Re: Married to the love of my life by a drunken septon and then it all to shit.

[learnedfool]

Are we talking in a theological 'what happens when we die' sense or a 'where do people go when they are not working' sense?