First time

[lilpoundcake]

my first time went like... This isn't a smut meme. Well, it is, but it isn't. Only, theoretically, it could be a little bit. OKAY WAIT don't leave. What I mean to say is that...do you have a headcanon about how your character's first time went down? What it was like? Who it was with? You do? Cool. Now it's time to share that story. And by that I mean your character is required by meme law to spill the details, ICly. Publicly. How fun! rules. - No blank comments, natch. You're gonna plop that first time reminiscence right in the top level; play the idea straight, be as awkward or funny or crazy/sexy/cool as you wanna. - Yes, "I've never had sex" and related answers are accepted. - Reply to others' /r/ihavesex worthy debauchery.

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I was really, really lonely in hell and got fucked by a succubus.

[kimchis]

[ This isn't the first time the King of Blood and Slaughter has admitted this, but he's still got some serious PTSD from the whole revolting encounter.

Hence why he looks broken. ]

It hasn't happened yet. I think I'm too young, and I'm not really interested, either.

[unlikeson]

Maybe that's just another thing that's different about me.

...why the hell are you asking me?

[gothbf]

Behind the horse stables with the stable boy.

[maidenmarian]

O-Oh my goodness! I would never-!

It was with another guy in my cohort

[wolfdogwitcher]

"It was like that for most of us." He says, referring to the novice witchers grouped together by age and ability, classes of ten or so boys. "I mean, we're together all the time from kids until you're grown enough to be sent on the Path. Nobody else around, really."

I was 19, and I cried.

[bit_awkward]

Talk about a total mood killer.

It was a viscount from Vanaheim on a diplomatic visit.

[coldsong]

He swore he was going to leave his wife for me, but we both knew he was lying.

My first time with a woman was a Midgardian widow. Summoned me to get petty vengeance on her landlord. Sex was just a bonus.

it was a knight.

[traitors]

I was way, way too young, but it was my job to start causing problems in the court, so.

I've never had a 'time' to tell about.

[innerbeauty]

If you still want to hear a story, though, I could try to make one up. [ Tented fingers lean against her chin. ]

In high school with one of my best friends.

[eyerasure]

It was bad. Neither of us knew what we were doing... But he kept it from being too awkward.

depending on the timeline, it was after my wedding to another man was crashed, or in a cockpit

[nobleconfidant]

College girlfriend. She was... more enthusiastic than I think I was ready for.

[infinite1ups]

Married to the love of my life by a drunken septon and then it all to shit.

[largeshadow]

Still wondering where whores go.

[ Yes, he's still very traumatized by this, thank you for asking. ]

mated as soon as i reached dragon adulthood.

[mordeo]

I'm small, but I'm considered a good catch.

Virgin.

[coldgloves]

[Look, the opportunity just... hasn't happened yet.]

[tendrement]

Of course you wouldn't, my lady.

It was somewhere we were way too easily heard, unfortunately.

[weedeater]

[maidenmarian]

Thank you, good sir. I must admit he was still quite handsome! Yet, to freely take him in such a manner!

[She blushes brightly under her fur. Or would, if such a thing were possible. There just might be some truth to the above claim!]

Oh, I am still a lady-in-waiting!

I won't say who with but it was awkward and in a cramped space.

[partyhats]

Wasn't the worst thing ever, though.

[tendrement]

People might talk, my lady, if word got out of such a tryst. Now men - some are expected to rut like common beasts and nobody would bat an eye.

[Here, he offers a small, knowing smile. Like the secret is safe with him.]

I believe men and women are not so different - we've all got certain ... desires. There should be nothing wrong with exploring them.

I think by polite society's standards it was a crime?

[shrieking_violet]

...yeah.

[ripe]

[ She has so little patience for Mantis most of the time. But this could actually be good. After a quick risk vs. reward calculation comes up ?????? she decides to go for it.

With the air of someone who strongly suspects she's about to regret this, ] Let's hear it.

I was fourteen and I was hungry

[immortal_pirate]

I don't even remember his name, but he caught me trying to pick his pocket. Was my first go at that too.

In a movie theater when I was sixteen.

[butwhywait]

We couldn't do anything more than make out and finger each other, but it was still amazing.

Wonder if I still have her number...

Hasn't.

[lones]

Mind your own fucking business. ( get it, fucking business, get it. he's not going to smile about it, do it yourself. because he's a prick. )

You got stock in how many fucks I generate?