YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [...]

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you should date me if...


The idea of this meme

[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [fill in the blank]." "You should date me if you like good food." "You should date me if you enjoy long walks on the beach." "You should date me if you'd like to be disappointed. In bed and in life."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

Comments

Ryo Yamada | Bocchi the Rock! | F/F

[weedeater]

DATE ME IF YOU LIKE GETTING ROCK MUSIC INFODUMPS AND BUYING YOUR GIRLFRIEND LUNCH

...yeah pretty much.

Johanna Constantine | The Sandman | OTA

[keepgodwaiting]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF you have a death wish

"Jesus fuck."

[holdshisown]

"...Well, that's not a very kind thing to say about someone. Whoever made these signs must have a very wretched sense of humor."

[keepgodwaiting]

"Bloody rude is what it is."

Scowling, Johanna flicks the sign.

"And hyperbolic. Loads of my exes are alive."

[holdshisown]

"It truly is, and not the buisness of whoever made these notes to begin with."

He glares down at his own, just because his is true doesn't mean he wishes it announced for all the world to see.

"I am sure they are, it seems like one of those things that are somewhat statisticaly improbable. Or at least that is how my brother would put it."

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF... you like drama.

"It's not my drama!" Yes, Claire is pouting. "I mean, okay. Sometimes it is, but most of the time it's crazy stuff happening to me, and me reacting."

the doctor » arknights

[glasspiece]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF YOU LIKE BEING KEPT ON YOUR TOES

( in ex. her behavior...her behaviors.. )

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF... your standards are really low

"Just because it's true doesn't mean I want it advertised for all the world to see..."

[coldsong]

Loki is skeptical. "What standards? Surely not aesthetic standards. You're stunning."

[holdshisown]

"I think they might be refering to the disaster that is my life..." He says. "Because you'd have to either be insane or have pretty low standards to sign yourself up for being saddled with that willingly."

[coldsong]

"That makes somewhat more sense. Circumstances shouldn't necessarily be a dealbreaker, though. Not unless it's very obvious the potential partner is the sole cause of those circumstances."

"I suppose your family is a bit of a disaster, as well, though. That makes for complications."

Furiosa | Mad Max: Fury Road | OTA

[eumenis]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF...you have a competence kink.

I wasn't aware that was a kink, but thanks, I guess.

[white_widow]

That's a thing? Hmm.

What are you so competent at for that to apply, then?

[eumenis]

[She shrugs, poker-faced (do they play poker in the Wasteland? most games there are high stakes.)] The sign says so, and I didn't ask for it.

[Translation: You be the judge. But she has a list of skills and considers a moment before offering some of it.] Driving, shooting, engine repair, surviving the desert, and usually coming out of a fight better than whoever I'm fighting.

Tyrion Lannister | ASOIAF/GoT | M/F

[largeshadow]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF... you're good at faking affection and/or have a sob story.

"I think I'd prefer you weren't faking."

Loki / MCU / OTA

[coldsong]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF...you're bisexual and indecisive.

And extremely tolerant of self-defeating behavior.

"The editorializing is not appreciated."

[brandingproblem]

"Nah, I think it needs more." If he had popcorn, guess what he'd be doing. "Really let anyone know what they're getting into."

[coldsong]

A sniff of offended dignity. "And how would you know? You've never dated me."

[keepgodwaiting]

"Wait, what's the first bit mean?"

It's her, she's bisexuals!

[coldsong]

"Well, while I would never want to play into the stereotype that bisexuals feel the need to collect a partner of each gender, if you do happen to be a person who likes cock one day and pussy the next, I'm a genderfluid shapeshifter and find such desires easy to accommodate."

Es | Blazblue | OTA

[xblaze]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF... you want a bodyguard.

[ es stares at the sign. ]

Being a bodyguard is extremely effective of my time. I can accept this sign.

[songstressedout]

Well... I have been kidnapped a lot...

[ So a pretty girl being her bodyguard has plenty of upsides... ]

[xblaze]

Then I can protect you for no fee.

[ because cute girl. ]

[heavensmostwanted]

Well I have a ton of demons already. Having one more person wouldn't be an issue. Find it kinda attractive really.

[xblaze]

Then I will support you in any way possible.

[ active es support! ]