YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [...]

[treefiddie]

you should date me if...


The idea of this meme

[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [fill in the blank]." "You should date me if you like good food." "You should date me if you enjoy long walks on the beach." "You should date me if you'd like to be disappointed. In bed and in life."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

Comments

Es | Blazblue | OTA

[xblaze]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF... you want a bodyguard.

[ es stares at the sign. ]

Being a bodyguard is extremely effective of my time. I can accept this sign.

[songstressedout]

Well... I have been kidnapped a lot...

[ So a pretty girl being her bodyguard has plenty of upsides... ]

[xblaze]

Then I can protect you for no fee.

[ because cute girl. ]

[songstressedout]

Really? No fee at all?

[ Yuzu leans up close. Listen, Es is a cute girl herself, so she's allowed to do a lil flirting. ]

Are you sure there isn't anything I can do for you in return?

[heavensmostwanted]

Well I have a ton of demons already. Having one more person wouldn't be an issue. Find it kinda attractive really.

[xblaze]

Then I will support you in any way possible.

[ active es support! ]

[heavensmostwanted]

Don't you want anything in return though? Usually that's how the negotiations go.