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bakerstreet2023-05-20 12:03 am
deadliesthero) wrote in bakerstreet2023-05-20 12:03 am
Giving Love a Bad Name
THE BAD ROMANCE MEME
Rules:
1. Post your character.
2. Tag to others using RNG
3. Profit!
01. [Foe yay] Whether you've been mortal enemies for a lifetime or just recently became arch-nemesis, the point is that, for all intents and purposes, you hate each other. Or at least that's how it's supposed to go, though just might be something else there.
02. [Kiss with a fist] What it says on the label. You're in an abusive relationship, mutual or not, and somehow you just can't seem to get away from it. Nothing says "I love you" like a good slap across the cheek... right?
03. [Drugs are bad] Maybe you're in a co-dependent relationship, maybe you're trying to get your partner to quit-- or maybe you're trying to drag them further down the addiction pit! As long as you need each other, all is well.
04. [Stalker with a crush] You are completely obsessed with someone, and all you want is to protect them and have a little bit of attention. Best course of action? Follow them until they love you-- you are their biggest fan, after all!
05. [All your love is revenge] You have the biggest grudge on your ex, and the best way to get back at them is to hook up with a very close friend of theirs! Healthy relationships and happy endings all around-- except not really.
06. [Stockholm Syndrome] You're held captive against your will, but instead of hating your captor, you may find yourself attracted to them. Did you take a Pet the Dog moment too seriously, or are they really not all that bad after all?
07. [Mind Rape] You are inflicting the worst possible kind of non-physical pain on your beloved, with memories and visions or whatever else. You want them to be rendered completely powerless and numb, just like a broken puppet. And then they'll be all yours.
08. [Love makes you evil] You could be unleashing a psychotic criminal back into society or breaking the laws of the universe to bring back a deceased one-- nothing really matters. Being with your One True Love comes first, so screw the world!
09. [Love you to death] Yes, you're willing to kill anyone that gets in the way of your relationship, including the very object of your affections. Because if your beloved's heart can't be yours, then you will take it by force-- even if it means literally.
10. [Death by love] the other side of the spectrum; you actually want to die, but only by the hands of your One True Love-- who may or may not be willing to do it. What better way to forge an eternal bond between the two of you, right?
11. [Mad love] Unrequited love sucks, but you're still willing to do absolutely anything for your love interest, no matter how often (and sometimes violently) turn you down! But will they use these powers for the good of all or...?
12. [Made a slave] Put on display and bought in a market, you now have a master to serve and cater to every need. But who knows, they might treat you with some semblance of respect, or show some-- what was it called again-- compassion! If you're lucky.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK:
13. [Bathe her and bring her to me] You are trapped and about to face off with the perpetrator-- but first, a bath would do you good! This might as well further serve their sordid purposes, perhaps by watching you clean up or helping you out themselves...
14. [Sadistic choice] Here's the deal: either relinquish your virtues or watch a fate worse than death befall the person who is dearest to you. Basically, screw or get screwed-- it sounds like a perfectly reasonable offer, doesn't it?
15. [Out with a bang] Maybe you do it for the fun of it, or maybe you just want to lower their defenses-- point is, the minute you're finished, so is the life of your sex buddy. But you're not going to tell them that, of course-- they wouldn't really enjoy the ride.
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[Or maybe he was just thinking of his normal non-ghost self. His models probably missed him right about now. He slowly coasted onward, looking thoughtful.]
...Unless they reallys wanted to sees us goes crazy.
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[Smirking slightly, he glanced at Toki out of the corner of his eye.] You're not scareds of the ghosts, ams you?
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[Of course he might end up changing his tune if he happened to see any specific ghosts, but for now, some vague potential recording studio gremlins weren't exactly high up on the list of scary shit.]
...And so fars we ams the only evsidence of the ghosts.
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Well, when yous get scareds in the middles of the night, don't wakes me up with your cryings. [He grinned a little to show he was mostly just teasing. Mostly.]
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Maybe I'll wakes you up with somethings else instead.
[Cue the biiig totally innocent smile as he leaned back.]
But I'll lets you get some sleeps first.
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...Unless I have a ladys in bed with me.
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[He looked surprised for a second, but his smile returned pretty quickly.]
Don't worrys, I won'ts bother your ladies. Unless they wants me to.
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[He reached for the doorknob to slowly start retreating into his room.]
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[That wasn't a no, so he was taking it as a possibility. You could do waaaay more fun stuff not on a submarine.
With the future looking pretty bright for ol' Toki, he held a hand up high in the air in an enthusiastic wave as Skwisgaar took his leave.]
Sees you again laters!
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[He gave Toki a slight smile as they parted ways. What a day... Skwisgaar was ready to just relax and pluck away at his guitar for a while.]
((aaaa idk if you were lookin to wrap up or just keep on rollin or whatevs, but either way I just wanted to say I love your Toki! A+ 100 I just hope my Skwisgaar isn't too rusty lol))
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[With another wave he turned and skated on back towards his room. He had some undies to change before anyone else started asking questions.]
[((it seemed like a good place to wrap up here BUT i am also always totally down to keep rolling or do something else anytime!! also thank youuuuuu, your skwisgaar kicks ass, i love him.))]
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