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Giving Love a Bad Name

THE BAD ROMANCE MEME

Rules:
1. Post your character.
2. Tag to others using RNG
3. Profit!

01. [Foe yay] Whether you've been mortal enemies for a lifetime or just recently became arch-nemesis, the point is that, for all intents and purposes, you hate each other. Or at least that's how it's supposed to go, though just might be something else there.

02. [Kiss with a fist] What it says on the label. You're in an abusive relationship, mutual or not, and somehow you just can't seem to get away from it. Nothing says "I love you" like a good slap across the cheek... right?

03. [Drugs are bad] Maybe you're in a co-dependent relationship, maybe you're trying to get your partner to quit-- or maybe you're trying to drag them further down the addiction pit! As long as you need each other, all is well.

04. [Stalker with a crush] You are completely obsessed with someone, and all you want is to protect them and have a little bit of attention. Best course of action? Follow them until they love you-- you are their biggest fan, after all!

05. [All your love is revenge] You have the biggest grudge on your ex, and the best way to get back at them is to hook up with a very close friend of theirs! Healthy relationships and happy endings all around-- except not really.

06. [Stockholm Syndrome] You're held captive against your will, but instead of hating your captor, you may find yourself attracted to them. Did you take a Pet the Dog moment too seriously, or are they really not all that bad after all?

07. [Mind Rape] You are inflicting the worst possible kind of non-physical pain on your beloved, with memories and visions or whatever else. You want them to be rendered completely powerless and numb, just like a broken puppet. And then they'll be all yours.

08. [Love makes you evil] You could be unleashing a psychotic criminal back into society or breaking the laws of the universe to bring back a deceased one-- nothing really matters. Being with your One True Love comes first, so screw the world!

09. [Love you to death] Yes, you're willing to kill anyone that gets in the way of your relationship, including the very object of your affections. Because if your beloved's heart can't be yours, then you will take it by force-- even if it means literally.

10. [Death by love] the other side of the spectrum; you actually want to die, but only by the hands of your One True Love-- who may or may not be willing to do it. What better way to forge an eternal bond between the two of you, right?

11. [Mad love] Unrequited love sucks, but you're still willing to do absolutely anything for your love interest, no matter how often (and sometimes violently) turn you down! But will they use these powers for the good of all or...?

12. [Made a slave] Put on display and bought in a market, you now have a master to serve and cater to every need. But who knows, they might treat you with some semblance of respect, or show some-- what was it called again-- compassion! If you're lucky.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

13. [Bathe her and bring her to me] You are trapped and about to face off with the perpetrator-- but first, a bath would do you good! This might as well further serve their sordid purposes, perhaps by watching you clean up or helping you out themselves...

14. [Sadistic choice] Here's the deal: either relinquish your virtues or watch a fate worse than death befall the person who is dearest to you. Basically, screw or get screwed-- it sounds like a perfectly reasonable offer, doesn't it?

15. [Out with a bang] Maybe you do it for the fun of it, or maybe you just want to lower their defenses-- point is, the minute you're finished, so is the life of your sex buddy. But you're not going to tell them that, of course-- they wouldn't really enjoy the ride.

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[The yandere]

[the recipient of the bad stuff on this type of thing unless otherwise discussed. if you wanna go smut mode, kinklist here!]

[Anything specific you have in mind?! I'm cool with pretty much whatever.]

[i don't have a specific one where i'm like "we gotta do this specific number to the letter immediately" but i think situations where it's a little more dubious than completely horrible could work pretty well here! definitely gotta get some bickering in. of course i'm pretty flexible and we could also just fuck around with any of them to make 'em work.]

[I was thinking the same! Like, just them being competitive, getting heated, etc etc... OR ALSO I just remembered that episode when Toki was wearing those itty bitty shorts and roller skates...!]

[yesssssss i love his little pink outfit. there's always gotta be a reason to stick him in some cute shorts.]

[After days of recording in isolation on the submarine, it was a bit of an understatement to say everyone was getting a bit testy. Skwisgaar sat in the recording room, lounging in one of the seats as he played back one of the latest guitar recordings. As the track played on, his neutral expression gradually hardened, eyebrows knit together and lips curving into a frown.

Something just wasn't sounding right. Of course, Skwisgaar's playing was flawless, so the problem couldn't ever be with him. It had to be Toki's fault, probably, right?]

[Everything felt like it was going wrong so far on this stupid submarine, but it did at least give Toki some valuable things to remember if he ever had to be stuck on one of these things again: bring extras. Bring lots of extras. More extras than you ever thought you needed. Not that he'd remember, but hopefully the submarine deal was a one-and-done kind of thing.

Plans for later didn't matter anyway, when only one set of clothes was unshrunk and un-pink and way too stinky to be wearing around. Finding ways to occupy himself was a pain in the ass, but skating around provided at least something of a diversion, and less of a chance of certain people staring at him. When he got to the studio, he opened the door and skated on in without much thought. He skidded to a stop when he saw Skwisgaar, only just barely keeping from toppling over.]

Oh. Thought it was unsoccupied. [Not that he bothered checking.]

[Skwisgaar squinted at Toki - partially out of spite, partially out of confusion at his bandmate's skimpy little outfit.]

Oh good. I hope you are heres to re-record your guitars tracks. Maybe this times you don't plays like I want to rip my ears offs.

The tracks ams fine!! Maybe you needs to go to the ears doctor sos you can get your ears checked.

[Glaring, he pointed at him, one hand on his hip. Okay maybe he didn't do as well as he should have during the last session, but could anyone blame him? He thought it sounded fine, anyway. As fine as it could sound under the circumstances.]

I can'ts rerecord anything rights now anyway.

You knows what, forgets the re-recordings! I haves a better ideas. [He stood up and gestured to himself by jabbing a thumb towards his own chest.] I will plays all the parts, and you can go... skates around with all the other ladies, or whatever yous ams doing.

Oh, fucks you!

[Part of him was kind of down with that, because maybe the faster they got this done the faster they could go back and go back to having normal freakouts instead of whatever things were devolving into here, but the rest of him didn't want to give Skwisgaar the satisfaction of being any kind of "right." He could do this stuff no matter what anybody said!! He scoffed, flipping his ponytail.]

No way you cans records good right now either.

Yes I can! [He yelled and moved in closer to Toki. It was mean to try and intimidate, but that tiny outfit and the sassy ponytail flip... There was a temptation that was very difficult to ignore.]

Yous ams what makes me look bad!

No, you just wants to blames me for everything!

[He refused to let himself be intimidated. Not here, not now, not after spending all this time down here, working hard just to be treated like he didn't do anything. Unfortunately, he kind of forgot the part where he was on wheels, and when he took a step forward to keep glaring up at Skwisgaar, he slipped, windmilling his arms as he fell forward.]

Fuuuuuck!

[Skwisgaar had also forgotten that Toki was wearing skates, and was taken off-guard as his bandmate fell. He landed on his back, with Toki right on top of him.]

Now looks what you did! [He tried to sound annoyed, but wasn't exactly as mad as he thought he should be. This was the most anyone else had touched him in a very long time. Skwisgaar reached up to roughly grab Toki by the ponytail, thinking maybe to start yanking the other man away, but he lingered a moment, eyes glancing down over Toki as he held on to his last shred of resistance.]

I wouldn't have done it if you wasn't beings a dick!

[Oh man. Ohhhhh man. He was definitely making some serious contact with Skwisgaar here. He definitely needed to get up. Soon. Y'know, once he got his bearings, since he fell and all. His glare softened as he pushed himself up a little, one hand on Skwisgaar's chest. The hand in his hair felt like it could start tugging at any time, but for the moment, it felt more like some kind of stalemate.]

Why don'ts you try to gets up then, huh?

[Possessive, yandere fox-girl... who can control flames. Might also be a sis-con.]

((A Seifer, a Seifer, my kingdom for a Seifer... but if not, it's pretty easy for anyone to pick on this dude and get him agitated.))

[Open to any of the scenarios! I love crossovers so feel free to interact!]

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I caved to temptation, have a Skwisgaar

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