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[gutties]

Strike the earth!

Comments

[theotherobin]

you totally were i could feel it!

[extrasensory_problems]

I was not! It was just the only Christmas movie I could think of.

[theotherobin]

it wasn't based on a movie, thank fuck. that might actually be weird.

it had a lot of elves tho. elves with real big dicks.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah considering how many Christmas movies are for kids....

Hahahahaaa that's hilarious. Did Santa show up?

[theotherobin]

exactly! big fucking yikes.

yeah man, he rode those elves all the way to the north pole.

[extrasensory_problems]

Okay but here's the big question, did Santa have a real beard or was it fake?

[theotherobin]

oh, it was def real cause they tugged on it a whole bunch of times and it stayed put.

[extrasensory_problems]

Do think beards are sexy?

[theotherobin]

i've never really thought about beards like that before.

[extrasensory_problems]

I guess that's good because I can't grow one. It's kind of pathetic how patchy my facial hair is.

[theotherobin]

haha aww really? have you tried??

[extrasensory_problems]

Oh yeah, it comes in really light colored and patchy so it just looks like I have dirt on my face.

[theotherobin]

i've seen your fuzz, it's pretty cute.

ooc: omg dw why are you dying again?! *throws things at it

[extrasensory_problems]

Aw thanks babe.
Have you ever tried to grow a beard?

ooc: the worst part is it's been 3 days and they haven't given us an update about whats going on D:

[theotherobin]

beards are for old people. i'm so not there yet.

ooc: omg right? blaaaaaaaaaaargh. I just want to do fun tags tonight :(

[extrasensory_problems]

Hahaha what about Kyle? He can grow a pretty good beard and he's not old.

ooc: i went to bug them on every social media platform i could and now there's an update so 😎

[theotherobin]

i've never seen a beard on that kid before!!

ooc: hahaha omg amazing <3

[extrasensory_problems]

It's a total Dad beard and is just as bright as his hair. It's kind of awesome.

xD

[theotherobin]

duuuuude what the fuck, i need to see this now. got any pics???

[extrasensory_problems]

No you'd have to ask him to see some. I've only got pictures of him when it was all stubble and first coming in.

[theotherobin]

hey, i'll take that too.
i don't think i'd ever wanna do it, tho. too scruffy.

[extrasensory_problems]

I'll show you when I get home.
Yeah? And here I thought you liked it a little rough...

[theotherobin]

i can't wait. i'l show you the elf porn when you get home too.

hmmm. now you're makin me think about it.

[extrasensory_problems]

Sounds like a plan, should I pick up stuff for dinner?

Heh. ;)

[theotherobin]

are you implying i'm watching too much porn???

but you said you can't grow a beard, so... are we bringing in santa clause?