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[gutties]

Strike the earth!

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ooc: omg right? blaaaaaaaaaaargh. I just want to do fun tags tonight :(

[extrasensory_problems]

Hahaha what about Kyle? He can grow a pretty good beard and he's not old.

ooc: i went to bug them on every social media platform i could and now there's an update so 😎

[theotherobin]

i've never seen a beard on that kid before!!

ooc: hahaha omg amazing <3

[extrasensory_problems]

It's a total Dad beard and is just as bright as his hair. It's kind of awesome.

xD

[theotherobin]

duuuuude what the fuck, i need to see this now. got any pics???

[extrasensory_problems]

No you'd have to ask him to see some. I've only got pictures of him when it was all stubble and first coming in.

[theotherobin]

hey, i'll take that too.
i don't think i'd ever wanna do it, tho. too scruffy.

[extrasensory_problems]

I'll show you when I get home.
Yeah? And here I thought you liked it a little rough...

[theotherobin]

i can't wait. i'l show you the elf porn when you get home too.

hmmm. now you're makin me think about it.

[extrasensory_problems]

Sounds like a plan, should I pick up stuff for dinner?

Heh. ;)

[theotherobin]

are you implying i'm watching too much porn???

but you said you can't grow a beard, so... are we bringing in santa clause?

ooc: omg I just ate a huge but delicious chicken club sandwich....so full!

[extrasensory_problems]

Hahah no, I was just asking if I should pick anything up. I know you don't really watch a lot of porn.

No way, Santa can get his own boyfriend. I'll just have to find other ways to get rough with you.

ooc: omg that sounds amazing. i'm trying to decide if i have an appetite for anything tonight lol

[theotherobin]

i never watch porn! except for this porn apparently. tis the season or whatver.

do you think santa's actually gay?

hnng i love it when you find other ways to get rough with me.

ooc: i understand that, sometimes food is hard.

[extrasensory_problems]

Haha what about that sexy train movie?

I think Santa is bisexual.

Yeah? How much?

[theotherobin]

that was art!

makes total sense. i hope he finds a good boyfriend. can't have mine either, tho.

a lot. really, a lot.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yeah, sexy art. ;)

I hope he and Mrs. Claus have an open relationship and have lots of fun together with cool partners and kinksters.

I never thought I'd like being rough but you make it really hot.

[theotherobin]

art can be real sexy you know!

you ever wanna have an open relationship with cool partners and kinksters?

i never thought i'd like anyone being rough with me but you make it really hot too 😏

[extrasensory_problems]

Oh I know. 😘

Nope. Not at all. You're all I need, babe.

That's good to hear.

[theotherobin]

wouldn't have even watched it if i wasn't thinkin of you.

i was hoping you'd say that :)

but you know, i think you're sexy all the time.

[extrasensory_problems]

Awww you're so sweet.

What about you? Do you want anything like that?

I think you're sexy all the time too. With the exception of when you're throwing up or pooping.

[theotherobin]

sweet and sexy? ;)

no way. i only want you, just you. you and me, forever.

jfc lol i'm lucky you love me.

[extrasensory_problems]

Absolutely. 😘❤️

I thought you'd say that but it's always good to hear and know we are on the same of page.

I'm lucky you love me too.

[theotherobin]

like sweet and sour chicken... Oooh that sounds good for tonight.

We're always gonna be on the same page about that. It's always just gonna be me and you, babe.

😘❤️

[extrasensory_problems]

Oooh that does sound good.

Hell yeah, why would I want anyone else when I have the sexiest boyfriend ever?

😍

[theotherobin]

with wonton soup?

damn, i have the sexiest boyfriend ever. amazing how that worked out 😉

we should take some sexy pics together.

[extrasensory_problems]

Oh yes please, wonton soup would be great tonight. It's chilly out.

Heh so amazing and lucky for both of us. 😉

Like erotic type photos?