The Criminal AU Meme

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THE CRIMINAL AU MEME

Warning: This meme will contain violent content and possible triggers.



HOW TO PLAY:
1) Post a comment below, detailing your character and canon. For best results, DO NOT LEAVE THIS COMMENT BLANK; pick a role, or an AU, or write up a little on what you'd like to explore with your character.
2) Tag around and make magic happen.
3) If you get stuck, use RNG to select from the options below.

THE ROLE.
1) Criminal. (The one who committed the act.)
2) Law enforcement. (Cop, FBI, prison guard.)
3) Witness. (What did you see?)
4) Victim. (Probably not applicable in the case of murder. … Probably.)
5) Lawyer, judge, or paralegal. (Participant in the legal system.)
6) Private security. (Unaffiliated, but with an interest in keeping your client safe. Or in getting your target caught.)
7) Other. (Let your imagination go wild.)

THE CRIME.
1) ROBBERY. The crime of stealing via force or threat or fear.
You need the money. You're desperate. You have the gun, the convenience store is right there, and everything will be better once you've finished the job.

Or maybe you've been hired. Provide a little intimidation, and someone else will take care of all your problems.

Or it's a thrill. Rolling across the country, robbing banks as you go. A Bonnie & Clyde crime spree, and it can only end one way.

2) BURGLARY. Illegal entry into a building for the purposes of committing theft.
Non-violence, for you; you're just going to break in, take this one thing. Maybe a television, to sell for the cash. Maybe some jewelry, a computer.

Or maybe you're a master thief, dangling from a wire into a museum. Sliding through the air ducts of a skyscraper in search of a particular little item.

3) GRAND THEFT AUTO. The criminal act of stealing a motor vehicle.
You know your cars. And you can steal one in under 60 seconds. Better hope you don't get tripped up with one of those newfangled security systems.

4) MURDER. The act of killing another.
He had to die. He had to, and the guilt of knowing where you buried the body, of knowing that the police are coming after you -- it's starting to wear down your sanity.

5) SERIAL MURDER. A crime involving the killing of three or more people over a period of more than a month.
You have a drive to kill. Again, and again. Nothing satisfies it, nothing stops it. Maybe you hate yourself. Maybe you hate the human scum who only exist to go under your knife.

Or maybe you're a professional hit man. You've killed dozens, you know how it goes. It's just business.

6) CONSPIRACY. An agreement between two or more persons to break the law at some time in the future.
Mafia, Yakuza, crime families who keep their operations quiet under pain of death, dishonor, betrayal of the family. You're part of one of these operations, whether as a patriarch or a peon.

7) FRAUD. Intentional deception made for personal gain.
Blackmail. Cover-ups. Insider trading -- the marks of corporate crime. Perhaps you're a CEO who thinks they can do whatever they want. Perhaps your business is on the rocks and you just need a little time to make your golden parachute before you ditch it.

Or maybe you meant to destroy it. Maybe you're a professional con man, and you're stepping away from your latest conquest with plenty of cash in hand.

8) KIDNAPPING. The false imprisonment of another person against their will.
Do you do it for the ransom? For the money? For revenge?

Or is it a hostage situation, with dozens of prisoners, for some sort of political gain?

9) TERRORISM. The systematic use of terror, especially as a means of coercion.
For a religion, for a philosophy. But -- are you a terrorist, or are you a freedom fighter? It might just be a matter of point of view.

10) WILD CARD. For any crime not mentioned above.

Comments

[lasiurus]

"It's a job for the voters, the elected officials, the lawyers." Bruce says, growls. "If you really want to tell me how to fight crime, try it when you're something other than a thief."

[newboyontheblock]

"I'm a secretary now," he grins viciously.

[lasiurus]

"Not a very good one," he retorts simply.

[newboyontheblock]

John shrugs, deceptively loose and languid. "That's the fault of my boss," he shows his teeth, "he won't let me use a computer."

[lasiurus]

"It's too bad your background check told him you can't be trusted with one," Bruce answers, tossing a little silver ball from hand to hand. "I'm not sure what you can be trusted with."

[newboyontheblock]

His eyes watch the ball, mentally calculating how much it could be sold for. "Your secret, for one thing," he says absently. "Notice how Batman's secret ID hasn't been headline news yet."

[lasiurus]

Bruce's eyes meet his, though he never stops moving the ball. "And I appreciate that. You're right, if I didn't think you'd keep the secret, you wouldn't be here."

[newboyontheblock]

"Orrr," he drawls, slow and mocking, "You brought me here to keep an eye on me."

[lasiurus]

"I can keep an eye on you out there. In fact I'd probably have a better idea of who you really are if I had done it that way." But he hadn't. And he doesn't want to change tactics now, clearly, since he just told John his other option.

[newboyontheblock]

John leans in, trails a finger down the line of Bruce's jaw. "So why bring little old me here, then?"

[lasiurus]

He doesn't flinch, doesn't pull back, doesn't do anything but watch John steadily.

"Because," his voice soft, a hint of gravel in it, "I wanted to see what you'd do with an opportunity."

[newboyontheblock]

"You haven't given me much of an opportunity to do anything," he points out, just as softly, just as quietly, the words a breath that brushes Bruce's lips.

[lasiurus]

There's a tiny curve of a smile, but the way he's looking now can't be described as anything but predatory. "I have, you just haven't taken any of them. You let them slip by.... Do you want me to hold you down and spoon feed it all to you?"

[newboyontheblock]

John laughs, surprised. "Is that a kink, Mr. Wayne?" he teases, lowering his lids to look up at Bruce through his lashes. "Are you gonna take me over your knee next?"

[lasiurus]

"Is that a hint, Blake?" He retorts, "Should I take notes on how to get you to listen?"

[newboyontheblock]

"If you think you could make me do anything I didn't want to," he laughs, "you're a far more deluded man than I gave you credit for."

[lasiurus]

"Convincing someone to do something isn't about making them do anything." Blackmail and extortion are all about leverage. Whatever this thing is with Blake, it's the legal version of it.

[newboyontheblock]

"It's about making them want to do it," he finishes quietly; it's a lesson Selina taught him ages ago. John leans in and kisses Bruce Wayne.

[lasiurus]

His reflexes are fast enough that the hesitation, the surprise, is going to be near impossible to catch. Because then he has two hands on John, flipping him onto his back on the desk.

"And you're trying to make me want to take you over my knee?" He answers, but so close that every other word has his lips caressing John's.

[newboyontheblock]

John groans, half in surprise, half in want, and he rolls his hips, tugs Bruce closer with a leg. "Is it working?"

[lasiurus]

"I wouldn't go easy on you. It wouldn't be fun." He growls, certain that there's no chance John would be into the things he could do to him. A playful spanking? Bruce can't imagine it being fun for someone on the receiving end. Not someone who fascinates and infuriates him the way John does.

[newboyontheblock]

He laughs, giggles really, and digs his fingers into Bruce's shoulders. "A punishment, is it?" John hums dreamily. "For the big bad thief?"

[lasiurus]

"You should be glad we're not in Singapore." He can't help brushing his lips against John's, back and forth, slowly. "I was a 'thief' there once."

[newboyontheblock]

He shivers, arching up, trying to get a proper kiss. "What do they do to thieves in Singapore?"

[lasiurus]

"Caning." And he gives him the kiss then, so John won't be able to respond right away.