You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse!
✨HOW TO PLAY
1. Drop a top-level!
2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was.
If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?
3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!
[He sure didn't. He's just happy to hang out with you, Power. Denji feigns a pout before snapping his fingers and turning his head to get a better look at the fiend hanging over his shoulder.]
Ya know I ain't gonna say 'yes' without a chance of winning somethin. So what do I get if I win?
[Denji makes a half-assed swipe at the horns before taking whatever else may come after. Damn cat sleeps with Denji nearly as much as Power does these..days...hmm..]
Yo. What does it feel like when someone touches your horns?
Blood Devil probably wants blood. Maybe even more than most their kind do. If their devil types were reversed, Denji could eeeeeasily picture himself begging Power for her blood.]
Sure. So long as you got enough.
[He doesn't want to put her in a weakened state, he means. So he sniffs and grabs the controllers, handing one to Power and booting up the system with his foot.]
Might as well get ready. You're bout to get an ass whoopin!
[ This is said with a triumphant cackle, as she finally lets go of Denji and settles down cross-legged next to him! Let's say they're playing... I dunno, Mario Kart, that seems simple enough. Power goes for Bowser, because of course she does. ]
[Denji doesn't help the accusation by cackling like an absolute maniac. He makes it a little further cos he's been practicing. That's right, Power! You've been set up!
He still ends up driving off the edge a little further down, but still!]
[ You're not the only one who can change rules on the fly, buddy!! Luckily for Denji, Power has just driven straight under a thwomp and has been squished. ]
[ Power swerves around the banana, and plunges off the edge of the track yet again! She might not know the difference between a fruit and a vegetable, but she knows not to trust healthy food! ]
I demand a rematch after this, in an easier level!
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[Denji said to Power.]
Or given me more than three squeezes. Over too soon [grumble]
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And our pact was fulfilled! You got two more squeezes than we originally agreed upon.
Caught up on the manga
Yeah, yeah! Ya got me! So what's your impression now?
what a ride!
A fool who should play video games with me!
Yesss~
Damn, ya want your ass kicked already? Let's fuckin go!
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[ WAIT THEY DIDN'T AGREE ON THAT ]
Power's speech = national treasure
[Oh Denji dear boy, you already know who.]
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[ c'mon buddy, surely you didn't expect a logical answer! ]
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Ya know I ain't gonna say 'yes' without a chance of winning somethin. So what do I get if I win?
[Ms. President.]
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... Meowy can sleep with you?
[ He already does that half the time, the betrayer! ]
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[Denji makes a half-assed swipe at the horns before taking whatever else may come after. Damn cat sleeps with Denji nearly as much as Power does these..days...hmm..]
Yo. What does it feel like when someone touches your horns?
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[ She swats halfheartedly at his shoulder, although she at least raises her chin up so she isn't poking him anymore! ]
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Instead he just nods his head.]
Just curious, damn! Okay so Meowy can sleep with me if I win, and blood for you if you win.
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[ It's her version of extending an olive branch! Power doesn't really get that not everyone loves drinking blood as much as she does. ]
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[Oh, right.
Blood Devil probably wants blood. Maybe even more than most their kind do. If their devil types were reversed, Denji could eeeeeasily picture himself begging Power for her blood.]
Sure. So long as you got enough.
[He doesn't want to put her in a weakened state, he means. So he sniffs and grabs the controllers, handing one to Power and booting up the system with his foot.]
Might as well get ready. You're bout to get an ass whoopin!
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[ This is said with a triumphant cackle, as she finally lets go of Denji and settles down cross-legged next to him! Let's say they're playing... I dunno, Mario Kart, that seems simple enough. Power goes for Bowser, because of course she does. ]
Mine is the superior vehicle!!
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[He picks Mario and sticks his tongue out. Just like a mature, upstanding main character would.]
Just for that, we're doing Rainbow Road!
[Totally chooses Rainbow Road. They're probably both fucked now.]
the one time I use this icon and it's for Rainbow Road...!
[ RAINBOW ROAD!! Power screeches and immediately drives straight off the edge. ]
You--!! You madman! You've doomed us both!
lol perfect timing really. I need to steal your--er, find some icons of these two desperately XD
He still ends up driving off the edge a little further down, but still!]
Whoever finishes before the other wins!
[Gasp! The rules are changing, too! Sort of.]
you can grab some of mine if you like!
[ You're not the only one who can change rules on the fly, buddy!! Luckily for Denji, Power has just driven straight under a thwomp and has been squished. ]
You're in league with the enemy!!
*sparkles*
[That's right! Copying her. We're getting REAAAAAALLLLL childish up in this bitch!]
You're just mad I ain't dyin as much!
:D
[ Power is being JUST AS CHILDISH, but she managed to nail Toad with a green shell and zoom ahead of him, so things are looking up! ]
That's what you get, foul mushroom! Don't underestimate me!
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Power! Don't forget to get that banana! It fuckin..heals you! Remember? [He just...fucking lies. Just outright lies!]
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[ Power swerves around the banana, and plunges off the edge of the track yet again! She might not know the difference between a fruit and a vegetable, but she knows not to trust healthy food! ]
I demand a rematch after this, in an easier level!
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