You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse!
✨HOW TO PLAY
1. Drop a top-level!
2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was.
If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?
3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!
[ You're not the only one who can change rules on the fly, buddy!! Luckily for Denji, Power has just driven straight under a thwomp and has been squished. ]
[ Power swerves around the banana, and plunges off the edge of the track yet again! She might not know the difference between a fruit and a vegetable, but she knows not to trust healthy food! ]
I demand a rematch after this, in an easier level!
you can grab some of mine if you like!
[ You're not the only one who can change rules on the fly, buddy!! Luckily for Denji, Power has just driven straight under a thwomp and has been squished. ]
You're in league with the enemy!!
*sparkles*
[That's right! Copying her. We're getting REAAAAAALLLLL childish up in this bitch!]
You're just mad I ain't dyin as much!
:D
[ Power is being JUST AS CHILDISH, but she managed to nail Toad with a green shell and zoom ahead of him, so things are looking up! ]
That's what you get, foul mushroom! Don't underestimate me!
no subject
Power! Don't forget to get that banana! It fuckin..heals you! Remember? [He just...fucking lies. Just outright lies!]
no subject
[ Power swerves around the banana, and plunges off the edge of the track yet again! She might not know the difference between a fruit and a vegetable, but she knows not to trust healthy food! ]
I demand a rematch after this, in an easier level!
no subject
A rematch? That's bullshit!
[Says the guy that tried to trick Power with the banana peel. He thinks about it though, cuz he's totally going to beat her.]
...fine. If I win again, I get to put my head in your lap..and you gotta pet me! Five minutes, tops.
[Cuz he's gonnaaaaaaaaaaa now! Suck on that!]