✨ you only get one chance...

[liltuna]

THE FIRST IMPRESSION MEME   You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse! ✨HOW TO PLAY 1. Drop a top-level! 2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was. If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?  3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!

Comments

[thefinalpower]

Bah, I'll be fine! Take your own advice, fool!

[ This is said with a triumphant cackle, as she finally lets go of Denji and settles down cross-legged next to him! Let's say they're playing... I dunno, Mario Kart, that seems simple enough. Power goes for Bowser, because of course she does. ]

Mine is the superior vehicle!!

[chainsaw_blood]

Bowser sucks ass! You gotta be the main character to win!

[He picks Mario and sticks his tongue out. Just like a mature, upstanding main character would.]

Just for that, we're doing Rainbow Road!

[Totally chooses Rainbow Road. They're probably both fucked now.]

the one time I use this icon and it's for Rainbow Road...!

[thefinalpower]

Bowser shoots flames! The plumber just jumps on thi--AAAH!

[ RAINBOW ROAD!! Power screeches and immediately drives straight off the edge. ]

You--!! You madman! You've doomed us both!

lol perfect timing really. I need to steal your--er, find some icons of these two desperately XD

[chainsaw_blood]

[Denji doesn't help the accusation by cackling like an absolute maniac. He makes it a little further cos he's been practicing. That's right, Power! You've been set up!

He still ends up driving off the edge a little further down, but still!]

Whoever finishes before the other wins!

[Gasp! The rules are changing, too! Sort of.]

you can grab some of mine if you like!

[thefinalpower]

When I win, you have to do my dishes, too!

[ You're not the only one who can change rules on the fly, buddy!! Luckily for Denji, Power has just driven straight under a thwomp and has been squished. ]

You're in league with the enemy!!

*sparkles*

[chainsaw_blood]

Fine! You can do mine, too!

[That's right! Copying her. We're getting REAAAAAALLLLL childish up in this bitch!]

You're just mad I ain't dyin as much!

:D

[thefinalpower]

You're cheating! My controller is broken! The game is glitching! I don't-- HAH!

[ Power is being JUST AS CHILDISH, but she managed to nail Toad with a green shell and zoom ahead of him, so things are looking up! ]

That's what you get, foul mushroom! Don't underestimate me!

[chainsaw_blood]

[Denji drops a banana down and keeps going.]

Power! Don't forget to get that banana! It fuckin..heals you! Remember? [He just...fucking lies. Just outright lies!]

[thefinalpower]

You think I'll be fooled by a vegetable?!

[ Power swerves around the banana, and plunges off the edge of the track yet again! She might not know the difference between a fruit and a vegetable, but she knows not to trust healthy food! ]

I demand a rematch after this, in an easier level!

[chainsaw_blood]

[....thank God that's all she got out of that.]

A rematch? That's bullshit!

[Says the guy that tried to trick Power with the banana peel. He thinks about it though, cuz he's totally going to beat her.]

...fine. If I win again, I get to put my head in your lap..and you gotta pet me! Five minutes, tops.

[Cuz he's gonnaaaaaaaaaaa now! Suck on that!]